Jade Bryce, Open my teeth up baby!

I can’t help but feel that perfection is sometimes overrated.  Jade Bryce is a beautiful woman.  Like some women, and men, she has a gap in her teeth.  I think at this point the gap in the teeth is almost closer to perfection than no gap at all.  It is somehow more erotic than the perfect chompers we are bread to believe in.  Still, the rest of Jade Bryce is perfect, and I for one don’t care what her teeth look like.  It reminds me of that quirky girl on American Idol.  I can’t remember her name but I think she is fantastic.  Can you train somebody to be that charming?

Well, maybe if you trained them for a long time.  What is that show about picking the girl off the streets and teaching her to be a lady.  Shit, I just answered my own question.  “My Fair Lady”.  Wasn’t that a movie about guiding a woman to be a good wife?  Maybe there is hope yet for the women of the world.  I wonder if I should open a class on how to be a woman and be good at the same time.  I can only hope and pray that this is one of my posts that my girlfriend is not reading.  Something tells me I might be in some deep shit right about now.

At least I am now proven right on another front.  According to an article in the New York Times drinking is good for your weight.  The drinkers in a study were a little lighter on their feet than the non-drinkers.  Take that in your pill box and eat it for dinner.  Damn, I might have to actually stop picking on the Catholics as well.  Say what you what about those damn little vixens but they do like their vino now don’t they?  If you are a slurper of good wine you can’t be all that bad.  I don’t care what the allegations are.

Ok, not completely true.  Even if you do drink there are some things I just can’t tolerate in a partner.  Being an ass is probably one.  I guess it is a good thing I lost some of my friends in my divorce since I am finding out several of them were castrated by their wives to begin with.  Can you say hello to a bald headed, non college graduate who sells filters for a living.  I am not pointing fingers, but if you call my writing high schoolish again we might have to step outside.  Sadly if we did that, he would be forced to change out of his catholic school girl uniform and grow a pair.  Can you grow them back once your wife has cut them off, or are they gone for good?

Damn, what was this blog about anyway?  Can we focus on the positive and give Jade Bryce her do.  She is gorgeous; let’s hope she signs up for our exclusive interview list.  We are starting those next week by the way.  We have two back and they are fantastic.

Sometimes I feel like a nut and sometimes I just need to let things go, but I can’t.  Just when I think I am out they pull me back in.  Damn, I don’t even like wearing a skirt.  Hello.

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