Olivia Munn on January cover of Maxim

Olivia Munn will be hitting the cover of Maxim coming up in the January issue.  Damn, I can’t believe it is approaching January already.  It won’t be long before another year has passed us by and we will be that much closer to death.  Yes I know that is morbid but every year we live is exactly that.  We can only hope to do the best we can in the time allotted and live life to the fullest.  I think that is an odd saying as well.  I guess no mater how you live your life you lived it.  Time slows down for nobody.  It is a true equalizer to the insanity of the varying classes depicting status in our warped existence.

Well, now that we are back to Olivia Munn I guess I need to know more about her.  Since this is our second blog on her it would be prudent of us to at least figure out why in the hell this girl is in the news.  Like most women who hit the scene she started out modeling.  I swear I wish that anyone would give me money to take photos of myself in a bikini.  For the record I would have no problem posing in a thong on the beach if I were paid a few thousand bucks.  Just avert your eyes as the sun reflecting off my pale white skin might burn you worse than it does me.

Olivia seems to be best known for co-hosting “Attack of the Show”.  Since I am not an avid gamer I don’t know that much about the TV program but I do remember when I was younger playing “Warcraft” and “Diablo”.  Damn, I was probably one of the first to play those games and then I had kids and lost track.  Having three daughters is nice but not one of them will play any action games with me.  Whatever happened to vault me into being destined for Barbie’s and dolls.  Did I torture too many little kittens as a child?  Just joking for God’s sake.  I never tortured a little kitten although I did blow up several of my plastic army men with firecrackers.

Thanks to Olivia for posting the cover for us.  I guess the photos leaked a little early so she decided to let them out herself as well.  I hadn’t seen them as of yet and since there were only a couple I filled in some more with old pictures as well.  I don’t care how old a picture of her is if it shows her in a swimsuit or her lingerie I am ok with viewing it again.  The world is all about recycling in today’s environment and I am just trying to help out the cause.

Sometimes I feel like a nut and sometimes I just want to toss that plastic bottle in the recycle bin and feel like I am helping save the world one can at a time.

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