Claudia G, Beauty and the insanity of man!

Claudia G is the most recent model to venture across our field of vision.  My senses are thanking her this morning for enlightening us to the realm of sight.  It must have been permanently muted before this Hispanic beauty graced our presence.  I like how her profile states right up front, “I love weird people aka interesting people, lol who are open to being unique & creating captivating art that stands out from the norm.”  If there is anything we do here at JournalStone.com it is standing out apart from the norm.

I recently just did an update status on my face book page, Duncan Moron that questioned my frail grasp on reality.  “Is it the insanity of men who drive women crazy or the craziness of women that drive men insane?”  When you are presented with a woman that possesses the natural beauty of Claudia G it is definitely enough to drive a man insane.  It just isn’t fair the raw power that a woman can throw around at her leisure, subjugating men to her will.  How many men in the world make a living by doing nothing more than looking good?

I realize there are male models but the quality and quantity is substantially below that of women.  Women are influential as they steer broad spectrums of thought by only the flip of their hair.  They can sit there and simply look at us poor slobbering souls and we forget how to coherently form words into sentences.  Why is it that women then condemn men to the tyrannical torturing they so often do?  Men are already operating in a slower gear.  Do women really need to punish us further?

I pose this question.  If a man were to cancel at the last minute for a dinner party how would a woman respond?  How many men have been towed to a baby shower with their partner against their will?  How many men have gone to a dinner party with their spouse to a despised neighbor’s home?  How many games have we missed?  How many Monday Night Football outings to the bar have been passed by?  Do we not conform the instant a women moves into our presence.  Most of us do so without even thinking of how or why.  It just happens.

I admittedly do not understand women and probably never will.  I did enjoy the Super Bowl yesterday at my friend’s house, without my girlfriend.  She canceled at the last minute stating she suddenly had to “work”.  Granted I still enjoyed the game but had I done the same to her, what would have been my outcome?  What would have been my punishment?  I can only hope the next time an event comes up, that I have no desire to attend, that I keep this thought in the back of my head as I stand up and say emphatically, “No thanks, I am not going”.

Now that would be truly strange for a man to do.  So I venture this to Claudia G.  Can you please, for the sake of humanity, explain to me the thought process of women?  I seem to have fallen in the quagmire and can’t get up.

Sometimes I feel like a nut and sometimes I don’t care what other people say.  Most of the time I do I just pretend to be pretentious.  Can’t you see the veneer coating and break through to the other side.  Claudia G, we are holding out hope that you can help us so please get back to us soon.  Any kind of insight would be so graciously welcomed.

In the meantime let’s see how quickly those chores get done today.

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