The ADHD Vampire

A cruise ship for retired sex addicts, The U.S.S. Exciter, is the site of a party a lot of people on board will never forget (but some of them will, anyway). Lurking in the cargo hold is Horace Dracul, half-brother of the legendary Dracula, and he dreams of reaching the shores of a country where the blood flows like wine, and bright, shiny lights are seemingly infinite. However, another member of the Exciter’s well-aged population has some secrets of her own: Martha—retired cyborg and ex-spy. In the grand tradition of slasher-horror literature in which a lot of people are murdered in gruesome ways, The U.S.S. Exciter will host an orgy of violence and sex toys, and an easily-distracted vampire named Horace might have himself a bloody-good time.

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Product Details:

Author: Matthew Vaughn

Publication Date: February 16, 2015

Price:

Paperback: $9.99 plus $3.00 shipping, handling and sales tax. Total Price $12.99

Electronic: $2.99

Print Length: 82 Pages

Publisher: JournalStone – Bizarro Pulp Press