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Kim Kardashian does Kurv Magazine Photo Shoot

October 15, 2009 By Duncan Moron 1 Comment

I have been to Kurv Magazine’s home page and I have to admit I have no idea what this magazine is about. Granted I spent about 5 minutes trying to decipher it as my attention span is that of a teenager who has ADD. I just can’t sit still long enough to figure something out that is not intuitive. That being said I have marked their homepage as a favorite of mine and I do intend on venturing back over there at some point in the future. The photography is awesome. So often (I am at fault as well) we see pictures of a celebrity and admire how smoking hot she is but they are always the same basic pictures. A bikini shot, a shot with a man’s shirt slightly opened up, the slight pushing down the panties shot, the shot covering her breasts with her own hands. How often do we see the same poses over and over again?

I am not knocking the basic photos mind you. I love looking at the hot gorgeous women covering their breasts with their hands and the slightly pushing down the panties photo. The panty shot might be one of my all time favorites. I am just saying it is nice to mix it up once in a while.

Mixing it up is exactly what Tony Duran did for the Kim Kardashian photo shoot. Damn, those are some nice pictures and you don’t see her skin much at all. Now that is saying something. We all enjoy checking out Kim’s backside. It is her most famous feature by far. I don’t know if Tony Duran is independent but in looking at Kurv’s website there are tons of awesome shots. Completely flipping the standard celebrity on end and making for some edgy poses.

Kim Kardashian agrees. On her website she posted, “I absolutely love this photo shoot I did for KURV Magazine! I worked with the most amazing photographer, Tony Duran! This could be my favorite shoot to date! ”

She has done a lot of photo shoots so I would think she should have some idea what she is talking about. I wouldn’t say that about too many things that Kim might reference. I am not sure her or her two sisters have been exposed to real life but to the camera they are very accustom.

So I guess if you were ever in the mood for a life size Barbie (and judging by the doll sales in the adult shops you are), then take a look at the photos and see what you think. You can satisfy a little of your perverted fetish while enjoying some actual art at the same time.

Sometimes I feel like a nut.

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Kim Kardashian hits the cover of FHM Magazine

October 8, 2009 By Duncan Moron Leave a Comment

So what do you get when you mix Kim Kardashian (who is smoking hot) with FHM Magazine which is a damn great magazine? Hmmmmm, shit I don’t know but I do know that she looks hot on the cover and she looks hot in her new photo shoot as well. I still can’t figure out what in the hell she has ever done in life but I guess if you look as good as she does then it doesn’t matter.

Sounds like she might have made amends with Reggie Bush so maybe her personal life is keeping track with her professional life. For somebody who hasn’t really done much she must be making a boatload of money. I guess I should try sitting on my ass once in a while. I of course don’t have an ass as fine as hers so in my case it most likely won’t work.

Just to clarify, this is the FHM South African Magazine. I am not sure what in the hell that means other than referencing the magazine with the country. Do they have different magazines for every country? Why can’t we see Kim Kardashian on the front of our FHM magazine? I would like one of the editors to give me a call and just explain how things work. It is too damn confusing.

I have thrown in a few other photos of Kim that she has up on her website just to keep your appetite wet as well. You can never have too much of a good thing. It just keeps on giving and giving and giving. Like that damn little pink bunny. Whatever happened to that thing anyway? I wonder if somebody just got tired of it at the ad agency and beat the shit out of it. I bet that stopped it from going and going and going.

Well, since Kim is a favorite here on JournalStone.com enjoy the photos and visit her website once in a while.

You can’t see too many smoking hot girls in one day. It just isn’t possible.

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What do Carrie Prejean and Kim Kardashian have in common?

September 18, 2009 By Duncan Moron Leave a Comment

My guess is, it is not the Value Voters Summit. What in the hell is the Value Voters Summit? Is that really a summit or is somebody just making this stuff up? Are you telling me that you get a bunch of middle aged stuffy men in a room tie up their uptight prudish wives and let a twenty something smoking hot girl talk to them that they get excited? What am I saying? It sounds like a strip club. No wonder these old Republicans get so hot and bothered going to these meetings. They probably will do most anything to sit and watch Carrie wiggle around on stage. Sadly I am a republican and I hate it when a bunch of hypocritical people get into a room and discuss how they can judge me for my actions on what is right and proper. It drives me insane.

Their public mascot is somebody who will do anything for attention, doesn’t mind strutting around stage in a bikini and will take her top off stripping to her underwear if you pay her enough money. This is who they parade around as their poster child for Family Values? Can you define hypocritical? Not that I am against all of the above mind you. If Carrie wants to parade around naked for me then I will not object. I guess I don’t have family values to begin with so what the hell does it matter. I am more in camp with Kim Kardashian. She is not messing around with old men. She is hanging out on the beach doing what she does best. Looking good and taking some photos of herself in a bikini. I love it that she posts them for us. Why can’t all women be that flexible?

Thanks Kim for just being who you are. There are too many people in society that want to pretend one thing during the day and then hide in their box at home at night. Can we insert the words Catholic here and or religion? I am not against either but I have to say I am sick of being judged for who I am. Kim stick to your colors babe. What is it with these Kardashian babes and their huge black athletic boyfriends? I just did a blog a few days ago on the white guys busting out on all the black chicks but as you can see the blacks dudes are busting out on all the white chicks as well. The good news is we are promoting racial equality. The bad news is that none of these black or white hot chicks are busting out with me. Not that I would do that by the way. I am very much taken. Apparently my girlfriend does read these blogs.

Hey girlfriend. Just hanging out.

Kim_Kardashian 24 Khloe_Kardashian 1 Carrie and her clan of do gooding crowd riding nipple grabbers would hate me this weekend. My girlfriend is moving in and we are not married YET. I wonder if that is still considered a sin or if we have moved beyond the preordained rulebook surrounding coupling. I wonder if the cavemen got married or they clubbed their women on the head for the evening. Would that suffice enough to be considered a vow? Not that I am suggesting clubbing Carrie Prejean on the head and dragging her to a cave mind you but if it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck well then……..What the hell. Maybe a duck is a duck as they say. Don’t read too much into it.

Day is almost over and with the week that I have had it is time for a beer. See you people later. Maybe I can write a drunk blog later tonight. If I don’t fall asleep by 9 PM that is. I am an old shit so who knows.

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Kim Kardashian is Miss Quick Trim

September 11, 2009 By Duncan Moron Leave a Comment

Kim_Kardashian 21 Kim has finished a new photo shoot and she is pumping Quick Trim. You have to love Quick Trim. Don’t get me wrong. Nothing against Kim she is just not my type. If she were my type then I would jump all over her but she isn’t my type so I will stay away. Doesn’t mean that I can’t appreciate her smoking hot body though. Mr. TheSuperficial thinks the images might be doctored but we don’t have to poke fun now do we. Damn, ok sometimes we can poke fun.

Kim posted these on her twitter site http://twitter.com/KimKardashian and she also reference the photographer http://twitter.com/NickSaglimbeni who I imagine is now getting quite the traffic. I wonder if he knows that we are looking for a photographer. I would love to have him come and shoot some photos for us. If we could get Kim to jump in one of our shirts with him taking the shots we would be set.

Still, I think we will have to stick with Sasha Grey as our spokesperson. Assuming she ever accepts the gig that is. She seems to represent true America although Kim is not very far behind her. I wonder if Kim Kardashian has ever done any porn. Does anyone know the answer to that one? I wouldn’t mind seeing her in a reality TV show with Sasha doing a little action movie. That would be smoking hot. Kim_Kardashian 20

Kim_Kardashian 19 Photo shop or not we all know what Kim looks like. We have seen her several times with fewer clothes on than she has now so let’s enjoy the photos and tell Mr. TheSuperficial to get off her back. Unless he lets us join in, then damn let’s all hang out together. I think Kim can make it work. She seems like the flexible type.

She also has two sisters.

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Kim Kardashian wants to have my baby?

September 4, 2009 By Duncan Moron Leave a Comment

Kim_Kardashian14 OK, this is a national emergency. I have never hit the panic button. I don’t dial 911 without contemplating all of the ramifications but this is an emergence damn it. I need Kim Kardashian’s phone number. Does anyone have it and if so can you send it in to duncanmoron@journalstone.com. Kim wants to have a baby. She posted the news recently on her blog and if nobody else is willing to step up then I am going to make the sacrifice. Is there no end to what I will do for humanity. I have three kids of my own already but I am giving myself to push forward the movement of all that is right and positive in the world. Kim_Kardashian15

I am not expecting a reward. I am not anticipating a ticker tape parade. These actions that I have volunteered for will be reward enough; at least I hope they will. I wonder how many takes we will have to do before we get the damn thing to take. 50? 100? I am getting old so maybe the boys are not quite up to Olympic speed anymore. They might have to get some exercise in before they are able to reach the finish line. Kim’s sister Kourtney is pregnant and you know how competitive sisters can be. Seems the second sisters jump out of the womb they are at each other like swimmers fighting for that last second push. While boys are competitive as well they have their spats and tend to move on. Girls harbor that shit until one day we are making a movie about the life and times of “Jennifer’s Body”, wondering why she is eating everyone.

Kim_Kardashian16 Kim_Kardashian17 Is it just me or are women a little more vicious than the average man. I am not just comparing everyone to my ex-wife. If she were in the new movie with Megan Fox she would grab Megan by her breasts lift her up and digest her in one swift gulp. I don’t care what kind of movie is made about crazy women none of them would be a match for the ex. We should change Cybil’s name to xxx. Ok, I can’t actually list her name. That would be too cruel and I am not into cruelty to animals. I don’t and never have played football for the Atlanta Falcons nor the Philadelphia Eagles. Fill in the blank here.

So, Kim if you are out there reading this. I am 6.0 tall, about 195 pounds of rock hard muscle. I have a six pack and a spare six pack in reserve. My ass is as tight as a drum and when I get up from my chair I have to be careful not to flex so I don’t rip the sleeves on my shirt. I have a full head of wavy brown hair and when I smile my teeth are so white the sun goes a little dim from the reflection. I have been told my eyes are dreamy brown and my prowess in the sack is often compared to a God. People think the term mile high club is associated with airplanes somehow but in reality it is the feeling that women get when they are with me. They feel as if they were just shot a mile high up in the air with sheer euphoria.

I say this only because this is my blog and I can say what I want. If anyone out there knows me and is reading this then as I always say to hell with you. The above is 100 percent factual. Speaking of facts……….or rumors I hear that Kim Kardashian is back with Reggie Bush. Does anyone know if this is true? I always thought that Kim had Bush. I myself was never aware that she had given Bush up. She seems like a lady that would embrace Bush completely and totally. Don’t get me wrong. There are some women that go for Bush and some women that don’t’ go for Bush. Kim just seems like a Bush girl. Kim_Kardashian18

If they are back together then congratulations to them but my offer still stands. Kim, I am here for you.

Call me.

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Rachel McAdams is looking hot at her movie premier

August 13, 2009 By Duncan Moron 1 Comment

Rachel McAdams 27 Heidi Montag21 Heidi Montag23 Kourtney Kardashian 58080990 Kim_Kardashian12 Rachel McAdams showed up to the premier of A Time Traveler’s Wife leaving very little to the imagination. Her white dress plunged down to her navel and must have been taped to keep it on at all. She looked so hot that Brad Pitt seemed to be taking more pictures of her than anyone else. I guess he wanted to preserve the moment. Rachel is not just another pretty face in Hollywood. She can act and I for one will be going to see the movie very quickly at its release. Despite the mediocre reviews it is still one that demands some attention if only for looking onscreen at one of the hottest actresses in theaters today.

Another celebrity (I would never call her an actress) showed up in white lately and has a whole new look. It seems that once Kim Kardashian was removed from Reggie Bush’s life she felt a change in hair color was necessary as well. She is now blonde and is dealing with an array of family news. Not only is she recently single but her older sister Kourtney is expecting. It seemed a shock to the family that Kourtney would be pregnant. I wonder if they are aware of the process on how kids are actually conceived. Don’t laugh; if you listen to these women it would be easy to see that they are not the smartest chicks on the block. The might really be confused at how it would be possible.

The level of intelligence in our celebrities doesn’t always coincide with their status. That is one of the things that make somebody like Rachel McAdams stand out. She is not only beautiful but seems to have some common sense as well. I was talking to a friend of mine yesterday and he commented on my recent posts regarding Heidi Montag. He suggested that she was worth looking at but she would be one that should never speak. If she just didn’t open her mouth she would be so much more appealing. At some point maybe she will get that message.

If she is truly into doing whatever it takes to make Spencer happy then maybe her next round of plastic surgery should include permanently closing the hole below her nose. She has already had her breasts enlarged and is opening up the possibility to making them even larger. It is like going to McDonald’s. Spencer must like his women super sized. When do we define big as being too big? Whatever happened to more than a handful is just a waste. I wonder what other procedures they have discussed doing between the two of them. If Spencer is anything like he projects on TV maybe he should try upgrading to a bigger size as well. He appears pretty small every time he is interviewed, literally.

Hopefully Heidi knows where babies come from and is not looking to procreate. Having another Kardashian running around will be plenty. The last thing we need is an offspring from the likes of Spencer and Heidi. OMG, can the world tolerate anything that would be so dimwitted and small. Why can’t the gorgeous women who are worthwhile give us the next line of celebrities? If Rachel McAdams is ever looking for a donor then call me up. I would be willing to help out. Heidi should make sure that her next procedure is getting fixed so the world can rest calmly knowing the line ends with her.

Just a suggestion people.

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Vanity at a cost

July 30, 2009 By Duncan Moron 1 Comment

Kim_Kardashian9 Nerd Big Hair We all want to look good. It is just natural. Some of us look better than others (not including myself in the former for sure) but in general we all want to look our best. Interestingly enough what is somebody’s best? It is different for everyone right. We all have different tastes and the flair for style is as wide as the nerdy engineer down the hall to the good looking marketing person in the next cube. Why is it that the good looking people are always in sales or marketing and us average slumps are in the engineering and finance areas? Is there some written rule that I was not aware of.

Along with looking good there is the gambit of devices to help us achieve the best that we can. Make-up, earrings, tattoos, hairspray, curlers, blow dryers etc. etc. At the top of the echelon is perfume. It creates the atmosphere and sets the tone of what we want to project. What happens when your perfume turns lethal? At a Texas call center an innocent woman sprayed a waft of perfume and the people around her started dropping like flies. The place had to be evacuated, several were sent to the hospital and well over a 100 complained of illness. What in the hell are you talking about. Is this for real or possibly the stupidest thing you have ever heard of?

We have all dealt with the office person (some male some female) who walks down the hall and you can smell them about 500 feet in advance. The guy or girl who sprays the entire bottle on every day before they venture out of the house. We all know them but do they make us nauseous? They might make me a little queasy at times but I don’t think I would call 911. Has everyone in Texas lost their mind? It is almost as crazy as………….wait for it……………..those Catholic people. hahaha, haven’t said that in a few blogs have I? You know those Catholic people who dress up every Sunday and go to church or Mass. What is it called when you dunk people in the tub of water, smashing their head below the surface? When I was a kid I always thought it was cool to see the swimming pool right there in church until I saw the Pastor trying to drown somebody.

It is all fun and games until somebody loses an eye. Yes, I know that is not the Catholic religion but you are missing the point. When I say the word Catholic it is simply using the sect to represent all religions so I can make fun of them as a group. Not that I am Atheist. Those people creep me out. You have to believe in something. Who in the hell makes that toxic perfume in Texas if we don’t have a God and a Devil. Somebody has to make the stuff smell sweet and then somebody has to pour it on so thick that you suffocate from it. You get both sides.

Fort Worth, Texas. If I remember Texas that well everyone wears the caked on make-up and the bottle of perfume and what about that hair. Is there something in the water that makes every woman’s hair in Texas stand about 3 feet above her head? Working in a call center in Texas must be like working in a whore house without sex. You get the entire plastic facade without the pleasure. OMG, that sounds again like Catholics. hahahaha, does anyone get this stuff.

OK, what do you get when you combine a Texan and a Catholic? I don’t know the answer. I am asking the question.

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When do things go too far?

July 29, 2009 By Duncan Moron Leave a Comment

Kim_Kardashian7 Kim_Kardashian8 What is our limit? Do we have a limit? Is it ok for Tony Romo to Ban Jessica Simpson from his home? If they are broken up it seems legitimate. Is it ok for him to post a sign stating that Jessica Simpson is not welcome in his home? Well, that might be pushing a boundary or two it seems. What is our limit in the world today? We hear about the cost of obesity reaching $147 Billion a year. Does it matter? Can the government really tell us what to do? Eating a dessert here and there should be my business right? Well, the government tells me I have to wear a helmet when I drive a motorcycle. Is that hurting anyone? No, the biggest reason for that law is the cost of healthcare.

Do we see a correlation? Where do we draw the line? K-Fed is finally making the news for more than being the former spouse of Brittney Spears. It seems that Mr. Kevin Federline has grown a little and is now being touted as the next reality star of a losing weight TV show. Is that crossing a line? Haven’t we all overindulged to a certain extent? It is pretty common knowledge that Mischa Barton is a drug addict and has some serious mental issues. She is getting out of her treatment center but it seems the biggest concern is getting her back to work, not seeing if she is healthy. Is somebody in the limelight better off taking a break and finding another career if she has proven that she can’t handle the pressure? Do we care?

It seems we are becoming so self centered that our society sues first and asks questions later. I love the article on the Horizon Group Management Group. They are suing a former tenant for posting on her Twitter account”…Who said sleeping in a moldy apartment was bad for you? Horizon realty thinks it’s okay.” She is followed by 20 people. Posting this message on Twitter for 20 people to read has sullied The Horizon Group’s reputation? One of the family members who run The Horizon Group actually said “We’re a sue first, ask questions later kind of an organization”. Are you kidding me?

It almost makes you want to throw in the towel and give up. Companies have evolved to caring very little about employees, health care costs are through the roof, unemployment is rising, CA can’t pay its bills and now to top it off it has been proven that Sun Beds can cause cancer. Yes, you heard it here. The recent study has shown that the frequent use of sun beds increases the chances of you catching Melanoma. We should have probably know that anyway but just in case. I wonder if Kim Kardashian uses a sun bed. That skin of hers is awesome. Can we ask her? Now that she has some free time maybe we can get her on board as a spokesman?

If anyone knows how to contact her let me know. So far I have not had any takers in our offers to be the Journalstone Front Woman.

The good news is you can always count on your fellow employees. I can’t imagine working in an environment where somebody would spread false accusations about you with no basis or facts. It would make it even worse if they raised their concerns to the senior VP’s of a company. If people can sue over a Twitter remark can you sue your employer for disparaging your reputation without facts or a basis? Seems like you should be able to. Maybe today when I go to divorce court I will ask my attorney the hypothetical question and see what he says.

Ah, the joys of life.

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Kim Kardashian, who, I mean what has she done?

July 28, 2009 By Duncan Moron Leave a Comment

Kim_Kardashian6 Kim_Kardashian5 Kim_Kardashian2 Kim_Kardashian1 I don’t care. I really don’t care. Did you not see the photos posted? Are you really going to ask me that question? Apparently she has broken it off with Reggie Bush so she is now back on the market. I guess you can say she made her mark in life by hanging out with Paris Hilton or her now famous sex tape which everyone in her generation seems to be making. Is it just the in thing to do to make a sex tape? I guess if I were in my twenties maybe but I don’t really have any desire to see myself on video. haha, probably nobody else does either but Kim seems to be another story.

She will be releasing a movie “Disaster Movie” sometime this year. Not sure when it is coming out but if you have a strong desire to see her you can tune in to the much touted reality series “Keeping up with the Kardashians”. I have to admit of hearing about the show but having no idea who she was before I did some research this morning. It wasn’t that hard to find some revealing photos of her. She does seem to enjoy flouting her ass…..ets in public. I guess that is just what sells the package.

Maybe now that Apple is opening up its software to the NC17 developers we can all watch Kim on our iPhone? Nothing like looking at a beautiful women while texting your wife…..I mean while texting, you horny dogs you. I wonder since she has now broken up with Reggie if she will turn to Michael Vick. He is out and about looking for a job. Some have it rumored he is heading to New England. I wonder if they have dogs in that state. Being an owner of two I might lock mine up if he ever came over for dinner. Who knows what would happen if he didn’t like the TV selection and started getting bored? I would hate to see him force my Chihuahua and Lab to duke it out. I think the Chihuahua would win. He is a little shit.

Since the Bachelorette has picked Mr. Ed (No not the talking horse) and the show will be doing a new run maybe we should nominate Kim. My girlfriend loves the show so I admit to seeing a couple of episodes and the kissing/sex seemed rampant. Kim is all for sex on TV so she would have no problem taking the show to a whole new level. Are they showing porn on prime time now? No wonder this generation is so into sex and video. You can watch it on TV almost every night on any major network. Every time I tune into True Blood I see an orgy and the show is supposed to be about Vampires. What the hell is up with that?

How about Kim as a vampire doing the Bachelorette? Not doing the Bachelorette (although that would be nice as well) but starring in the show. Get your head out of your ass for God’s sake. Now that would be a reality series.