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Andy Golub, our favorite body painting Artist.

November 17, 2009 By Duncan Moron 1 Comment

I have been getting to know Andy’s work a little bit over the last few weeks and I had thought I wrote a few blog posts on him. I was searching back through the site and realized I had only mentioned him once and that was only in passing in our “Sexy Halloween Costumes (Is it even a Costume?) post. I realize I am getting to be an old man but holy shit; I should be able to remember a few things now and then.

Andy Golub is a body painting artist in New York City. He recently participated and featured some of his models in the New York City Halloween parade. He was nice enough to send us some of the photos so I have passed them along to you as well. You might wonder if it is legal for women to walk around naked in the streets of New York. Even with the body painting if you look close enough I believe you can tell the models are not wearing in clothes underneath that artistic layer. Jeans are a requirement from what I understand because as we all know it is damn cold in New York City during October.

I need to ask Andy how he compensates for the perky lift when the temperature changes. I am guessing that it adjusts the imagine more so on some than on others. The only reason that I know you can walk around New York City in the buff is Andy has actually been arrested for his models being nude in public before. I guess there is some 100 year old law on the books that allows it so he was left off the hook. See, now that is New York City for you. In Little Rock Arkansas they would probably have had him in prison right now. I guess there is more than just a hanging chad separating the urban aristocrats from the backwater elite.

I have to take the next step with Andy and see if he will let me be his helper someday. I have continually tried this with the photographers and for some reason they think that I might have ulterior motives. That might hurt my feelings if it were not true. I am human people so please give me a break.

Sitting around spreading paint all over a nude woman’s body. How does that even work? I don’t care who you are or what your vision is you have to try a sample now and then I would think. The only reason they pass out samples to begin with is to entice you. Why do you think Costco gives you all those little bites of food while you are shopping? Hasn’t anyone but me every said, “Damn, that is good” and grabbed a bag to take home.

Sorry we missed the parade Andy but it seems like you had some fun. Send us a picture of the cars that we heard about as well. I love looking at the ladies, don’t get me wrong but it might be nice to enjoy your art without peering so closely at the covered sections. Just for the record I need you to know that we hate you here at JournalStone.com. It isn’t fair that a man goes through life and enjoys his work as much as you do.

Sometimes I feel like a nut and sometimes I envision my girlfriend with two oversized eyes staring back at me from about chest level. My vote is for blue. Andy, can you send me some blue body paint please. Thanks.

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El Dia de los Muertos-San Francisco Style

November 12, 2009 By The Travelling Belly Dancer Leave a Comment

The Day of the Dead. A time of reverence, a time to remember loved ones who have passed. The festival is widely celebrated throughout Latin America, but the festivities in San Francisco rival most others. Not only does San Francisco have a large Hispanic population, but the city is also home to many worldly people and out-of-the-box thinkers. The result? A massive procession for El Dia de los Muertos of costumed, chanting, singing, sage waving, and music playing people that winds its way to a giant public altar. The altar is in fact several small altars, intertwined throughout a public park.

Rushing to the festivities after belly dance class with my dance partner, Alodiah Lunar, I didn’t have time to paint my face in the ghoulish white and black make-up that is common to wear during the festival. My friends, Mei and Coby, however, more than compensated for us, with their painted like skulls. Lots of people donned elaborate costumes, as well- ranging from black capes, to feathers, to head-dresses, to masks. One woman wore a metal frame with a larger than life skeleton attached to it. The woman was able to maneuver the skeletons limbs, and the result was a giant, moving skeleton, towering above the crowd.

Decorative floats, dance groups, and marching bands gave the procession a parade-like quality. One float was particularly interesting, as it was an antique, mobile puppet theater, complete with a shadow puppet show.

The altars themselves were beautiful, haunting, and mesmerizing, as if they emulated the souls of those we’ve loved and mourned. There was entire shrine dedicated to Michael Jackson, with a boom box playing his greatest hits. Another altar was a tangle of blood-red wires, holding up a white sculptured heart. Every tree in the park had pictures and notes stuck into its crevices. Flowers, feathers, candles, and mementos adorned the ground.

I had only gone to watch the festivities, but once I arrived at the altar, I found myself wishing I had made one myself. Luckily for me, someone had wrapped a sheet of paper around a building and markers had been left out so that everyone could write the names of their deceased on the wall.

The altars were a feast for my eyes, but the music was a feast for my ears. People were playing everything from Klezmer to Samba, and throngs of people were dancing and swaying to the music. The effect was thousands of people coming together to make-up a giant, pulsing crowd. Very much like the blood cells and energy that create a beating heart.

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Sexy Halloween Costumes, on sale now.

November 3, 2009 By Duncan Moron Leave a Comment

Is it wrong to buy things on sale? I mean just because Halloween is over and it is 362 days until it happens again, can we not still dress up now and then? The good news is that costumes are on sale. That means if any of the women in your life and or you are a woman yourself you can now, at a discount buy your costume for next year. You can save a little money, plan ahead and for a 20% plus discount get the costume of your dreams. In reality that is not what the blog is about. What I would like to suggest is getting my girlfriend so splurge, buy a few costumes and dress up throughout the year.

There is no reason that we can’t enjoy the privilege of dressing up all year round. Haven’t you ever come home from a hard day at work? A day where your boss pointed a finger at you, blaming you for something to save his own ass. Maybe a co-worker suggested that you didn’t deliver on a promised report or a meeting didn’t go as well as it could have. You come home, exhausted, ready to sit back and relax and your spouse or girlfriend greets you at the door dressed as a smoking hot nurse. A nurse with mesh white stockings, 7 inch white platforms heels, a skirt that doesn’t completely cover her butt and a top that buttons only part way up.

It is better than dialing 911. I mean can we all possibly wish for anything more. It seems that if you have a fantasy why not buy it at a discount and enjoy it all year round. If anyone knows my girlfriend can you call her right now and ask her to jump over to lingerie.com and order at least 5 outfits. If she desires, as many as 10 would be fine. A firewoman, a policewoman, a naughty schoolgirl or possibly a Catholic schoolgirl. Any and all of the above would be perfectly acceptable.

Is it too much to ask to save a little money and stock up on delivering the ultimate gift all year round. If I can ask for anything on Christmas morning it would my girlfriend waking me up dressed as Santa’s little helper. I nice little red number with some fluffy white stockings and a little red Santa hat. That is all I want under my tree. Nothing else. How can I possibly be easier to please? I am even willing to pay for it and still I am fine with getting her a present as well.

Sometimes I feel like a nut and sometimes I simply what to save a little money and get my honey as well. Life is just too short not to enjoy some sweetness now and then.

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Police mash any hopes of a naked pumpkin run in Boulder, CO

November 2, 2009 By Duncan Moron Leave a Comment

Who am I to judge? I myself will never run naked through the streets on any occasion but I guess if that is your thing then more power to you. I wouldn’t think it would be appropriate in all occasions but there are circumstances that might lead to allowing people to do their own thing. What high school in America doesn’t have some tradition of naked kids streaking through a football game? In most cases it seems to coincide with Homecoming but there are several traditions that surround different streaking activities.

In general the police tolerate it for a while and then the come down hard on transgressors. Usually when a new chief comes into power who decides that the law needs to be enforced to the letter. Everyone has to make their mark and arresting otherwise law abiding citizens or kids is an easy way to show you are the boss. Why bully actually criminals when you can push around the middle class and kids under 18. As with most authoritarian power mongrels the easy road is the one most travelled.

In Boulder, CO (where liberal insanity reigns supreme) the citizens have a crazy tradition of dawning a carved pumpkin on their head, stripping naked and running down the street in their tennis shoes. Ok, set aside the fact that it is in the 30′s most Halloweens and the runners are not physical specimens that we would enjoy looking at anyway. It is a long standing tradition that holds some historic value and their are a few insane people who partake. Last year I believe the number was over 100 but don’t quote me on that. OK, you can quote me but I will deny any factual knowledge.

Last year the police chief decided to ticket and arrest 12 people and they became somewhat famous with their fifteen minutes and got off with community service. The judge, the citizens the town all support the streakers. The police chief screamed from an island of isolation that it didn’t matter who supported who, it was against the law and the law would be enforced as zestfully as possible. I guess the theme for the police force is lets not use common sense lets not think about things and reason, lets just follow the rules as dictated. God forbid anyone would actually use their brains.

So this year the police were out in full force and with all the threats that precluded their arrival they successfully drove any hopes of public nudity into the gutters of obscurity. Life is not about tradition or even bucking the norm, it is about following the letter of the law. I think it would be interesting to read the law in Colorado. My guess is there are several laws that are as outdated as the egomaniac enforcing them. Then again, it is not about reality it is about power and authority.

Life goes on in the morning. The sun comes up and things are no different, or are they. There will always be individuals who cannot accept diversity. I again don’t understand this tradition, wouldn’t do it myself and would not condone my children hanging out and watching. Then again if I didn’t like it, I wouldn’t go and watch it. Life is pretty simple if you let it.

Sometimes you feel like a nut and sometimes you have to hold them tightly. Just be careful not to hold them too tightly in Boulder, CO or you might be breaking a law somewhere out in the middle of hick central.

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Chanelle Hayes, how to have a sexy Halloween

October 30, 2009 By Duncan Moron 1 Comment

The Daily Star is running a headline stating CHANELLE REVEALS HOW TO BE HORNY FOR HALLOWEEN and it got me to thinking why people wait for one night a year to spice up their sex life. Granted most married men I know are on the once a month plan but still, can’t we take that once a month and do something fun with it. Does an active sex life have to be focused on the young single crowd? Why can’t married people enjoy healthy frequent sexual activity?

In the process of getting a divorce my ex wife and I, as most couples having trouble do, sought the advice of a marriage counselor. The counselor asked about our sex life and was not shocked to discover that it was non existent. Healthy sexual activity goes hand in hand with a healthy relationship. If you are in love with your partner then making love to your partner is a desirable side affect. Most marriages that are on the rocks have issues in bed because our mind does not separate sex and love, despite what most men might think.

Interestingly enough the road back to a healthy relationship can be paved by focusing on the sexual side of things as well. Replacing the toilet paper roll upside down or squeezing the toothpaste in the middle of the tube instead of at the end seems less important when you are having consistent sexual relations with your partner. I find the interesting thing about sexual activity is how prudish we still are even in the confines of our own home. We have all heard the saying about women you take home to mom and women well that you simply don’t.

I wonder if the women you take home to mom have the same sexual drive that we all do, they just need a little prod so to say to get them going. Sexual deviance doesn’t have to be dirty. Dressing up like a cheerleader can be fun if that is what will tune your partner in to looking at you again. I remember when I was young, a girl talked about wrapping her naked body in cellophane for her boyfriend. She let him find her all naked and see through wrapped up on the bed and he went crazy about the idea. Is it bad to try something different? Is it so scary to have a little fun in the bedroom?

Women continually talk about being attracted to men who are funny. Men who have more than just good looks but also have a personality. Can’t we be honest enough with our partners to tell them what we as men are attracted to as well. Why is pornography so enticing and by far the number one selling point of the internet. Can we not steer away from fantasy and bring a little of that spice into our bedrooms at home. Are we so scared of ourselves that we cannot open up to the one person who we are supposed to share everything with?

My advice for Halloween is simple. Tell your partner (male or female) what you would like him or her to do or be for the night. Pick one of you who get to live out their fantasy and allow your partner the luxury of fulfilling it. Next month (November) switch it up and pick a night where you allow your spouse the opportunity as well. There is not a better gift in life than the gift of fulfilling a dream. If you open your imagination a little you might find a part of yourself that you had forgotten was there.

Sometimes I feel like a nut and sometimes I like my cookies delivered by Little Red Riding Hood.

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Sexy Halloween Costumes (Is it even a costume?)

October 28, 2009 By Duncan Moron 1 Comment

Halloween 2009 is fast approaching and we have the holiday to thank for giving women the excuse to go outdoors in their underwear and call it a costume. Damn, with body paint today some women just walk out stark naked but paint over their private parts concealing what they can. If I can ever get my act together I will start a series on Andy Golub our favorite body painting artist. He will be featuring some of his creations in the upcoming parade in New York this weekend. Now if you are a red blooded American boy like me your thoughts go to one thing when you think of body painting, how can you even concentrate.

I mean if I am going to be painting some hot women as she stands there completely naked I might not be able to contain myself. Andy must have the self control of Buddha. Thanks Andy for the pictures and we will do a blog on you today or tomorrow. Who knows, maybe someday we can sell some of Andy’s artwork here on the site.

With the holiday approaching Playboy has had their party already but most parties will be this Saturday. I most likely will not be attending any but then again I am an old man. I could just go as myself, carry a cane and be fine. I do love the costumes that women tend to wear though. As we have featured in a few blog posts this past couple of weeks there are some smoking hot costumes out there. If you want to jump over to CoedMagazine.com they have a full spread on the Playboy party and all of the smoking hot women that attended.

I personally liked the Bionic Models site as it lists the top ten smoking hot costumes of the year. Granted this is only in their opinion but I think if you jump over to their site you might agree that they are not bad to say the least. I think I will be waiting until after Halloween and see which costumes go on sale and stock up for next year. Not for me mind you but for my girlfriend. I am too frugal to spend money prior to the holidays. I wonder if we can have Christmas in January and save even more money. Damn, now that is messed up.

I like the New York Times article on “Money Talks to have Before Marriage”. It actually states that divorce can be financially disastrous. I think the dude is trying to give you tips on what to do in order to pick a sound partner. I guess if you marry somebody who wants to buy Christmas presents after Christmas you should share the same values. Divorce can apparently be financially difficult. Duh, I can speak to that first hand. Divorce might be the route you have to take but make sure you have deep pockets. It just doesn’t add up in dollars and cents. On the brighter side once you have to stop paying monthly attorney fees it is like hitting the lottery. Those bills are crazy high and come like clockwork.

So thanks to Halloween. I am sure some guy invented this holiday when he couldn’t get his partner to dress up like a French Maid. Damn, smart thinking dude.

Sometimes I feel like a nut and sometimes I just need a good feather dusting.

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COED’s Sexy Halloween Costume Cleavage Collection

October 19, 2009 By Duncan Moron Leave a Comment

My company has an annual tradition of employees dressing up at Halloween. It is kind of nice to see the accounting/finance departments participate. There is a group contest and our department won first place several years in a row. We used to have one analyst who focused a lot of attention on coordinating the group, soliciting donations and garnering participation. It was a fun activity. Once she left the company the department went back to its typical non-participating standards but it was a nice run while it lasted. Anything that a company can do to foster employee interaction is valuable in my book.

For a couple of years we had a receptionist that was a statuesque blonde and was pretty well proportioned in certain areas. She could hold her on and at the end of the day there were always several guys milling about the front door volunteering to help if she needed a boost. She was cute, young, and had a bubbly personality. One year for Halloween she came dressed as Little Red Riding Hood. Let your imagination run wild and you would be right on target. She looked smoking hot and every single male in the entire building was commenting on her outfit. There were many special trips to the front desk to take a quick peak.

She actually went one step further and had a basket filled with mini-muffins. She went to every single floor down each aisle handing them out. OMG, what the hell. I am all for an open work environment but at some point it gets difficult to concentrate. There is only so much a guy can handle. Still, in the realm of adult costumes we here at JournalStone not only approve but we actively push the wearing of scantily clad nurse, maid and cheerleader outfits. Hey, for that matter anything that is sparse in material is fine by us. The smaller the better. As long as it doesn’t cross that line by the way.

So we have to thank our good friends over at COED Magazine yet again. Damn, those guys sure do know how to put together a collage of pictures. They can bring together a plethora of skin and present it in a way that makes you wish and hope for a trick or treater knocking at your door. On a side note, do these ladies actually go door to door? I am not sure of the service they provide but just thought I would throw out the question.

If you get a minute jump over to COED’s Sexy Halloween Costume Cleavage Collection. It is smoking hot.

Just keep the chocolate at a safe distance so it doesn’t melt.

Nuts should be fine though. Nothing like a good roasting to keep you on your toes.

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Goth Girls + Coffins = A bizarre distorted girly calendar.

October 16, 2009 By Duncan Moron 1 Comment

If you look anywhere in life, TV, billboards, movies, magazines, women are using their good looks to sell products. It is everywhere and will never go away. Since women were in existence they have been the forefront of advertising campaigns. What better way to sell your product than having a beautiful scantily clad spokesperson caressing it in full public view. While the concept is not new there are normally lines where some distinct products use a more conservative approach to advertising.

Italian coffin maker Cofanifunebri decided to break that trend. Damn, can you get a more difficult name to spell? I realize the company is Italian but I am a plain and simple country boy and I don’t think I can reference them by name again in this blog. Ok, one more time. Cofanifunebri manufactures coffins. Yes, they are a coffin maker. Shit, for the final time yes, the make the boxes that your relatives dump you in right before you are buried 6 feet in the ground and the dirt is piled on top. Just like the nice Italian leather shoes they are now know for some pretty damn good boxes as well.

So what would you use to advertise your coffin making company with? Shit, the first thing that comes to my mind is some hot women in a calendar doing some sultry poses on top of or surrounding the beautifully carved boxes. I mean if you have a box and it is a nice box then why not put it in a calendar. I have seen some pretty nice boxes in my time and a calendar full of boxes has to be a big seller. Women and boxes just go hand in hand so to speak.

Not only are they a coffin maker with a calendar but they are not the only ones. Those Europeans are always ahead of the game aren’t they? Fashion and trends, leading the pack with their far out thinking and insane ideas. Damn, those are some crazy kids over there.

So, if you are interested in a stocking stuffer this Halloween for your male partner who is a little on the whacky side but still loves beautiful women you now have the perfect gift. Head over to the adlfkjaldkf website and buy him the 2010 calendar of Goth Girls embracing the afterlife. Sorry, about the spelling back there. I just don’t have the energy to look it up again.

You would think with all of the vampire movies we would be a little more open to the coffin thing wouldn’t you? Do the Twilight vampires sleep in coffins, or is that not chic enough for the new century blood suckers?

Damn, if I am dead can you drop one of these women in my coffin with me. Well, I guess if I am dead there is no need for a smoking hot girl lying beside me. We could ask David Letterman that question but he seems to still be alive and kicking with his interns. How old is that dude anyway?

Mark Twain once said, “Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.” Maybe that is why men love women in their ads; they just feel the need to be bigger.

Sometimes I feel like a nut.

I have to let my good friends over at http://twitter.com/LatexFetish know about this. They will be excited.

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Should women really dress up like SEXY SCHOOL GIRLS?

October 13, 2009 By Duncan Moron 1 Comment

OK, I am as shallow as the next guy. I think everyone knows this. I probably don’t even have to state it. I have also spent an inordinate amount of time slamming the good ole Catholics. It is just a little too easy and I am somewhat lazy. Those two don’t always make the best combination but they work. I have also remained consistent on the Catholic School Girl outfit. I mean every man alive loves the little skirt and the knee high socks. I wonder if it just brings back the memories of being young and not having anything in the world to care about other than the girl sitting next to you in class. Life is simple as a boy. All you think about are girls. Unless you are gay and then you think about other boys. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Still as Halloween approaches and we continue our costume theme I wonder what we are projecting to society by some of the outfits we have on display. “Cookie Girl Costume”, “Tardy Tina School Girl Costume”, “Sunshine Cookie Girl Costume” etc. just to name a few. Now don’t get me wrong. These women are smoking hot and I personally have ordered three to surprise my girlfriend with. I can’t wait for the week of Halloween. My goal is to get her dressing up once each night in a different outfit. Not to be left out I will just wear my Obama mask and hold up the peace sign. That should be a noble trick, most nights anyway. If I get a headache I will put on the Michael Jackson mask and white glove and head out to the local Catholic boys choir to hang out with the priests. Shit, strike that last sentence please. That is messed up.

I just wonder if all the sexy outfits aimed at teens and the sexy outfits aimed at women to look like teens just might be sending the wrong message. Granted Halloween comes only once a year but still, I like the fact that my girlfriend is no longer in High School. It would creep me out a little if she were. I haven’t dated somebody in high school since I was thirty. You have to draw the line somewhere right. So while “Detention Slip Sandy Costume” and “Bad School Girl Costume: are all fine and good, let’s not forget who we are and let the line get blurred on what is right and wrong.

Girlfriend/Wife dressing up like school girl fine. Actual school girl bad.

I just think it is odd that we push the sexiness so much at such a young age. Women are sexy well into their late twenties. Ok, maybe even beyond their twenties in some cases. Wonder how many women readers I have lost in the last two sentences. My girlfriend is probably one of them. Good thing I am making dinner tonight. I will most likely have a lot of making up to do if she is reading this blog.

I guess if she gets too out of line I can dress her up in the “Bad School Girl Costume” and give her a spanking. Damn, I might have to do that anyway now that I thought about.

If you like sexy Halloween Costumes then venture over to Flirt.com. Like I have said many times in the past. I don’t judge, unless you get really freaky and break the law that is. I simply point out oddities. If I attempted to judge anyone then I might have to cancel my order and that would mean no “Hot for Teacher Costume” tonight for my dessert and I definitely am hoping to get that one in the mail today.

The outfit not the girl by the way.

Sometimes you feel like a nut.

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Top 10 Sexy Costumes for 2009 – HalloweenExpress.com

October 9, 2009 By Duncan Moron Leave a Comment

Now Halloween Express.com is not a site that we endorse nor are we associated with in any way. I just want to make sure that everyone out there knows I can’t vouch for their costumes. What I can say is that they have some damn hot outfits and whether you agree or disagree with their choices I would be fine with my girlfriend dressing up in any one of these outfits. Damn, she could buy them all and surprise me once a week for a while when I got home from work. My only problem is I might not go to work if she wears them too often. So let’s count them down starting with number 10.

Remember this is not the order I would pick them. This is the order I found them in on Halloween Express.com. If you happen to be a hot chick and your are looking for a costume then you might want to try one of these. If you are a dude and you want to buy something for your girlfriend then ditto. It can’t hurt. Everyone needs a nurse now and then. The key to all of these costumes is no underwear. I am just saying………

10. Sexy Vixen Pirate Wench Costume - Now you have to love this one. Even if you don’t like the costumer it has wench built right in the title. I mean how can you not love a wench on Halloween. Shit, I love wenches all year long. If you feel like getting down and dirty a wench comes in handy and if you get stuck in the mud or snow then a wench can pull you out. Wenches are handy to have around.

9. Nurse Kandi Sexy Costume - Don’t you get a lollipop when you go to the doctor. All I can say is I would be at my doctor’s office every damn day if this was my nurse. No more worries about bending over on my part. Damn, I am bent over right now just thinking about nurses in general. This is my favorite by the way. The order of this list sucks. This one should definitely be number one.

8. Sexy Scottie Costume - OK, really? When I think of Scotland I think of big burly red haired dudes. Now granted if they have women like this then I am all for the costume but I don’t think this babe is Scottish. I think she is just dressed up in some dudes outfit and freaking me out. Not my thing but if you are into that then more power to you. To each his own. No harm done.

7. Pinup Girl Sex Costume - Not really sure on this one either. Kind of reminds me of my grandma with the old time look and feel here. Granted my grandma didn’t look like this. If she had, well there might have been some Oedipus issues that we would have to discuss. I mean the girl is still looking smoking hot.

6. Shipmate Cutie Sexy Costume - Again with the dude thing. I love the white stockings and if the underwear is gone well it adds a good feel to the costume but the whole shipmate thing just brings to mind a bunch of guys locked up on a ship for a very long time all by themselves. If there ever was a gay porn concept that should be it. Not that there is anything wrong with that. Just not my thing.

5. Lady Luck Sexy Costume - The more I write this blog the more I think I might have an issue. This one has lucky built into the title which should be good but it again brings back my grandma issue. Shit, every time I see a costume from the fifties I will have issues now. I think I might have to go and see a shrink today after breakfast. I am freaking myself out.

4. Watchmen Silk Spectre Sexy Costume - OK, now we are getting back to the day and age I can deal with. Now this costume brings to mind Malin Akerman who played her in the movie. Shit, now she is hot. I am starting to feel like my old self now and the morning is looking better. I should probably stop now but I have never been accused of being smart. OK, let’s move on but if I have issues with the top three I am coming back to this one so to say.

3. Captain America Sexy Costume - Damn, now back to the dude images. Isn’t Captain America a guy? I can’t make the jump to the girl here. It just doesn’t to it for me and now the images of dudes and my grandma are starting to haunt me. Can somebody make it go away. I am really freaking out here.

2. Officer Arrest Me Costume - OK, now I am feeling good. The reason is for my issues and bad language that I stated above I am now feeling like be tied up and spanked. This is my number two on the list. How can you not love a woman who comes with her own handcuffs. I mean she has dirty built into her costume. Damn, I hope I am not freaked out by number 1 because I could stop right now and live happily ever after with this chick.

1. Sexy Robin Costume - Oh shit. I told you I should have stopped. Now I am back to the dude thing. I always thought that Robin might be gay. I mean him and Batman dressing up in tights and little green underwear. Something is just not right about that. I mean the entire time I would be checking this woman out I would be wondering if she was carrying a package down there. Not that there is anything wrong with that. Just isn’t my thing.

So I don’t know if this is the best site but I can say that any site with a nurse and a policewoman can’t be all that bad.

Stay tuned and I will try to get you some more Halloween stores in the next couple of weeks. In the meantime just have your girlfriend walk around the house naked. That works as just fine in a pinch.