Claudia G is the most recent model to venture across our field of vision. My senses are thanking her this morning for enlightening us to the realm of sight. It must have been permanently muted before this Hispanic beauty graced our presence. I like how her profile states right up front, “I love weird people aka interesting people, lol who are open to being unique & creating captivating art that stands out from the norm.” If there is anything we do here at JournalStone.com it is standing out apart from the norm.
I recently just did an update status on my face book page, Duncan Moron that questioned my frail grasp on reality. “Is it the insanity of men who drive women crazy or the craziness of women that drive men insane?” When you are presented with a woman that possesses the natural beauty of Claudia G it is definitely enough to drive a man insane. It just isn’t fair the raw power that a woman can throw around at her leisure, subjugating men to her will. How many men in the world make a living by doing nothing more than looking good?
I realize there are male models but the quality and quantity is substantially below that of women. Women are influential as they steer broad spectrums of thought by only the flip of their hair. They can sit there and simply look at us poor slobbering souls and we forget how to coherently form words into sentences. Why is it that women then condemn men to the tyrannical torturing they so often do? Men are already operating in a slower gear. Do women really need to punish us further?
I pose this question. If a man were to cancel at the last minute for a dinner party how would a woman respond? How many men have been towed to a baby shower with their partner against their will? How many men have gone to a dinner party with their spouse to a despised neighbor’s home? How many games have we missed? How many Monday Night Football outings to the bar have been passed by? Do we not conform the instant a women moves into our presence. Most of us do so without even thinking of how or why. It just happens.
I admittedly do not understand women and probably never will. I did enjoy the Super Bowl yesterday at my friend’s house, without my girlfriend. She canceled at the last minute stating she suddenly had to “work”. Granted I still enjoyed the game but had I done the same to her, what would have been my outcome? What would have been my punishment? I can only hope the next time an event comes up, that I have no desire to attend, that I keep this thought in the back of my head as I stand up and say emphatically, “No thanks, I am not going”.
Now that would be truly strange for a man to do. So I venture this to Claudia G. Can you please, for the sake of humanity, explain to me the thought process of women? I seem to have fallen in the quagmire and can’t get up.
Sometimes I feel like a nut and sometimes I don’t care what other people say. Most of the time I do I just pretend to be pretentious. Can’t you see the veneer coating and break through to the other side. Claudia G, we are holding out hope that you can help us so please get back to us soon. Any kind of insight would be so graciously welcomed.
In the meantime let’s see how quickly those chores get done today.
What if I suggested there was a beautiful woman who could transition from the sweet and innocent to the sultry and seductive in seconds. Someone who was all natural and touted her assets as perfection. Somebody who flaunted her backside as exquisitely proportioned and tantalizing to view. She was self confident and would provide you all the necessary items to push your thoughts beyond the brink of sanity. Not that women and sanity ever go hand in hand. I am beginning to think the craziness in life is indefinable and I will never understand the thought patterns of a woman.
Well gentlemen, I present Min Delicious. I believe we can call her Mindi Stoots as well but she does seem to be promoting Min Delicious as her stage name. I for one would have to agree. That range of 5′4″ and within 100 something pounds seems to be about as close to perfection as you might venture. I don’t always fully understand how some women pack that many curves in such tiny frames but I have learned not to question certain things. Damn, with most women I have found it is better not to question anything at all.
If you simply shake your head up and down and apologize no matter what the consequences then about 3 out of 10 times you won’t find yourself in trouble. The other 10 times you will simply shake your head wondering what in the hell they are talking about. It is almost as surprising as finding out that drinking a pop on occasion can cause pancreatic cancer. Does it make sense? Probably. At some point in time if your drink of choice is a brown man made syrup high in sugar the odds are that it will give you something to worry about.
According to a study done by the University of Minnesota your chances are pretty damn good of getting pancreatic cancer if you drink a couple of soft drinks a week. The interesting thing is the study was done on a bunch of Asian people. Am I the only one that finds it humorous that a bunch of college kids in the mountains are doing lab tests on Asians? Shouldn’t this be the other way around? I thought the mountain people were backwards and the Asian people were smart. I guess it just goes to show you that you can’t ever rely on stereotypes. As soon as you think you understand a woman she will run you over with her SUV while listening to Pink on the stereo.
Sometimes I feel like a nut and sometimes it just make sense that Delicious things can be dangerous. Be careful what you drink and for God’s sake be careful of a woman as beautiful as Min Delicious. Just when you think it is safe to go back in the water you get bitten in half by that damn shark again and you have no idea what you did to provoke it. Keep an eye out for Mindi, she might just be worth looking for. I know I will.
You have to fall in love with a girl who labels one of her photo galleries “Halloween Costume Shoot”. Abby Porter has just moved to the front of the class in my book. What is it with women not wanting to dress up in costumes? Since clothing was developed by the first Neanderthal, men have been wanting women to dress up in their favorite outfits and do a little fantasy playing. I am not saying that Abby is into being whatever your latest desire might be, but she does have several of the costumes already in stock. That has to be worth something.
At nineteen she is just now getting into the scene of modeling and it appears she is more than just a fresh face. I wonder where all of these up and coming models originate from? They seem to be popping out of the wood work like ants on a bee’s ass and I am having trouble keeping up. Abby Porter has my vote as one of the few who will rise to the surface. Again, the costume thing goes a long way with me. It helps that she is into edgy photography and does it all with an athletically toned body.
I never really have understood hating somebody because of their skin color. I don’t really understand the concept. Now I can hate somebody for being more athletic than me, or having more money, or for being more successful. I don’t even care that they work at it damn it. I would like some things in life to just be easy. Can’t anyone drive up to my house and give me a plate of money. It would be so much easier to be successful if they rewarded laziness. Getting fat and old would allow me the couch potato lifestyle I so whole heartedly desire.
It is a good thing that Abby Porter has a better attitude. It will serve her well as she pushes forward in the modeling industry. It is tough going out there and I will be rooting for her as I stuff my face with Twinkies and Doritos watching reruns of “Chips” on TV. I love old cop shows where the dudes are fat and ride big hogs.
Sometimes I feel like a nut and sometimes it is good to admire skills and qualities in other people. No matter what color their skin. It is also good to dislike other people equally. Can’t we all just play nice and eat Twinkies together. Life is too short not to enjoy the cream filling. Not that I eat Twinkies myself. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Damn, what was I talking about again? I get so confused sometimes.
At only 22 years old Tiffany is making an impact on the modeling industry having already won a model of the year award in 2009. She is somebody that has a future ahead of her in this industry. It is probably a good thing since she hails from the grand city of Peoria, Illinois. Being from Illinois myself I can attest to the fact that Peoria is not the most flourishing city in the mid-west. It has some issues to say the least. If the city continues to produce assets as well endowed as Charisma though, well it stands a chance at a comeback.
Even though she states she is a happy go lucky girl and is every open to new ideas [...]
I happened to see Kelly Brannigan on Screen Junkies yesterday and thought I would look her up. You never know what you will see if you open your eyes and peer into the dark blue sky above. There could be a whole new world up there. So after taking a gander I was surprised I had not found her a long time before. Kelly Brannigan is a pretty well established model out there in the world. She has done several TV spots, tons of magazines and even hit on Monday Night Football. All of this while managing the time to open her case when called upon.
You know you have made it when there is an Inside Edition special on yourself. [...]
Lyz Harris is a Polish model now venturing around the LA area. I should note that she claims to be part Czech as well, but I am not sure. Nothing against the nationality but Lyz is smoking hot and I have fond memories of the Polish nationality. Actually I have found memories of a Czech girl as well so now I am confused. I can say that adding the two together seems to have worked out well because I am now enamored with Lyz Harris. I wonder if we could call her Czecish and be done with it.
Since I grew up in a small town in Southern Illinois the only nationality that I am aware of coursing through my veins is hickish. [...]
OK, I am not mainstream USA. I go off kilter a little bit. (I do like Taylor Swift but please dear God don’t tell anyone.) I realize this and anyone who visits JournalStone.com should know this by now as well. Still, every once in a while there is somebody who can bridge the gap between natural beauty and the freaky side of things. Darenzia, in my mind at least, fits the bill. What is life about if you can’t try a few things now and then? Who wants to venture through every single day mired in the monotony of the mundane? Isn’t it nice to spice things up with a little R&R.?
Darenzia is mind blowingly beautiful and has some photos on the [...]
Damn, it is good sometimes to take a day off. Yesterday was spent writing my new book, which was nice. I don’t think I even looked at the website. Now that I am back I wonder why in hell I ever took a break. Somebody like Anne Scharr will do that to you. Is it just me, or are there some women who at 5′4″ and 104 pounds who seem to pack a lot of punch. Anne Scharr has that exotic look. The look that says she could kick my ass if she wanted to, or if she felt up for it could enlighten me to unnatural things that I had not yet thought of.
Are you telling me you have not heard of Jo Louise? I don’t get how some people make it through life on a whim and a fingernail. Can’t you figure out what end is up and what end is down? If you can’t then you shouldn’t have to ask why you are single. I could tell you in less time than it takes me to flip you back over. Jo Louise is an up and coming model. My advice is to keep an eye out for her. The way things are going I might have to keep more than just an eye. Damn, with the way the sun is glaring on my computer screen I might not have an eye to even [...]
I had no idea who Rhian Marie Sugden was until yesterday. I saw her on uncoachable.com. Granted all they have are pictures and not much else so I did some poking around. By poking I mean sleuthing for all of you sick minded perverts out there. What I found was very interesting, and might surprise some of you. It was intriguing, yet elusive in its intent. What was being said? What was the underlying tone of the message? I am not one to question why facts are facts. I am just here to report the things I find and if I can’t find anything then make shit up.
Rhian Marie Sugden has a Wikipedia page and on that page it says [...]
Claudia G is the most recent model to venture across our field of vision. My senses are thanking her this morning for enlightening us to the realm of sight. It must have been permanently muted before this Hispanic beauty graced our presence. I like how her profile states right up front, “I love weird people aka interesting people, lol who are open to being unique & creating captivating art that stands out from the norm.” If there is anything we do here at JournalStone.com it is standing out apart from the norm.
I admittedly do not understand women and probably never will. I did enjoy the Super Bowl yesterday at my friend’s house, without my girlfriend. She canceled at the last minute stating she suddenly had to “work”. Granted I still enjoyed the game but had I done the same to her, what would have been my outcome? What would have been my punishment? I can only hope the next time an event comes up, that I have no desire to attend, that I keep this thought in the back of my head as I stand up and say emphatically, “No thanks, I am not going”.
Lyz Harris
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