Kyia Danielle might be gorgeous but she is driving me crazy. It reminds me of the comment Simon Cowell makes on American Idol all of the time. What kind of artist are you trying to be? I guess if you are fantastic at all of them maybe it doesn’t matter. Kyia or is it Kaya, she has it listed as both, has as many pictures as a brunette as she does a blonde. I personally think she is doing well going down both avenues, but if I had a preference, I would say stick with the blonde hairdo and leave the brunette to the olive skinned beauties. I am just saying.
Either way is actually ok by me. Kyia, Kaya, blonde, brunette, tomatoe, tomato, blah blah. If you are good at all routes, then do whatever you choose and to hell with the rest of you. Actually even if you are not good at all avenues you should pick who you are, what you feel, and stick with it. How else will we ever find individuality? That is one of the things I love about America. You can be whatever you choose to, unless you are stuck with an unruly teenager living in the house, then you have no choice but to live a life of frustrating insanity.
Maybe it is from inhaling all of our household cleaning products. According to an article in TheIndyChannel more kids have inhaled the fumes from household products than are snorting cocaine and smoking pot combined. Damn, now that is a lot of nail polish and bleach being shoved up the nose. I wonder if that is the reason so many teens have forgotten how to be polite. Is it just me or is rudeness a God given right to anyone below the age of twenty? Whatever happened to treating adults, with at least a minimum amount of respect.
I have actually been told that my teenage daughter can cuss me out and there is nothing I can do about. I am supposed to just stand there and smile while she vents. Hoping I guess that she gains control at some point before she starts throwing things in my direction. Damn, if only I would have known it all started from the house being too clean and those aerosol spray cans. Maybe I would have let a little more dust circulate, and spent more time watching TV. Maybe there are some positive aspects of being a couch potato.
Sometimes I feel like a nut and sometimes blondes are nice but sometimes brunettes are as well. Kyia Danielle gives you both, how awesome is that, or is it Kaya. Damn, now I am just confused again.
I can’t help but feel that perfection is sometimes overrated. Jade Bryce is a beautiful woman. Like some women, and men, she has a gap in her teeth. I think at this point the gap in the teeth is almost closer to perfection than no gap at all. It is somehow more erotic than the perfect chompers we are bread to believe in. Still, the rest of Jade Bryce is perfect, and I for one don’t care what her teeth look like. It reminds me of that quirky girl on American Idol. I can’t remember her name but I think she is fantastic. Can you train somebody to be that charming?
Well, maybe if you trained them for a long time. What is that show about picking the girl off the streets and teaching her to be a lady. Shit, I just answered my own question. “My Fair Lady”. Wasn’t that a movie about guiding a woman to be a good wife? Maybe there is hope yet for the women of the world. I wonder if I should open a class on how to be a woman and be good at the same time. I can only hope and pray that this is one of my posts that my girlfriend is not reading. Something tells me I might be in some deep shit right about now.
At least I am now proven right on another front. According to an article in the New York Times drinking is good for your weight. The drinkers in a study were a little lighter on their feet than the non-drinkers. Take that in your pill box and eat it for dinner. Damn, I might have to actually stop picking on the Catholics as well. Say what you what about those damn little vixens but they do like their vino now don’t they? If you are a slurper of good wine you can’t be all that bad. I don’t care what the allegations are.
Ok, not completely true. Even if you do drink there are some things I just can’t tolerate in a partner. Being an ass is probably one. I guess it is a good thing I lost some of my friends in my divorce since I am finding out several of them were castrated by their wives to begin with. Can you say hello to a bald headed, non college graduate who sells filters for a living. I am not pointing fingers, but if you call my writing high schoolish again we might have to step outside. Sadly if we did that, he would be forced to change out of his catholic school girl uniform and grow a pair. Can you grow them back once your wife has cut them off, or are they gone for good?
Damn, what was this blog about anyway? Can we focus on the positive and give Jade Bryce her do. She is gorgeous; let’s hope she signs up for our exclusive interview list. We are starting those next week by the way. We have two back and they are fantastic.
Sometimes I feel like a nut and sometimes I just need to let things go, but I can’t. Just when I think I am out they pull me back in. Damn, I don’t even like wearing a skirt. Hello.
We would like to give an official hello to Frida Lee from JournalStone.com. We always love the girls that hail from Chicago. It is confusing why Frida Lee lists two cities, but we are going to give her the benefit of the doubt. In this transient world, who really knows where to call home anymore. I grew up in Illinois, lived in DC for a while, called Chicago home for several years and now live in the SF Bay Area. I will always be partial to Chicago but where in the hell is my home? Actually, I am asking that literally. A few drinks into the day and I forget sometimes.
So Frida is nineteen and jumping into modeling. I wonder if she has ever thought about doing a commercial for Frito Lay. Now that sounds like a partnership that would go hand in hand. I love those damn little corn chips. I think that Frito Lay makes all kinds of snacks but when I hear the name the first think I think of are those curly little salt filled corn chips. Nothing like grabbing a handful for lunch. It has to be better than the chocolate candy I have been eating the last couple of weeks. I can’t even remember what a vegetable tastes like.
What does it matter anyway, the secret to living longer has nothing to do with what we eat, I have recently discovered. It all has to do with taking oral contraceptives. Damn, I think the male population has been telling women for years there are good reasons for taking the pill. Now we have medical proof. I just read in an ABC News article that oral contraceptives “May” increase a woman’s life expectancy. Actually the way they phrase it is slightly different. They say it may decrease the risk of death. That sounds too confusing to me. I don’t have any idea what in the hell they are talking about.
Would that mean if I take a pill there might be less risk of me getting hit by a car for instance? How do you decrease the risk of death? Does that mean that my life expectancy remains the same but my chances of dying are smaller? I sometimes think that people should make fun of our newspapers and stop poking holes in my writing. Damn, concentrate on issues of importance. My blog posts are about random thoughts that pop into my head. Does it really matter if I articulate them correctly?
Sometimes I feel like a nut and sometimes I get excited about the prospects of living longer. I am going to ask my girlfriend to get a double dose of birth control pills and see if I can take them as well. Shit, I almost got hit by a car last night when I was drunk and walking across the street. If a pill can help reduce the odds of me croaking, I don’t care if I could possibly grow breasts.
Erin Leblonde, you have to love the name, hails from Chicago. I will always have a soft spot for the windy city. Since I grew up in Illinois and spent several years in Chicago it will always hold the designation of home for me. Granted, I will never be able to leave the bay area. The weather and scenery are way to smoking hot. Hey, I used the words smoking hot for something other than a girl. I should let my friend know this. He says I get stuck in a rut saying the same thing over and over again. To hell with him. What does he know anyway.
I wonder if Miss Leblonde was born with this name or if she added [...]
I had a feeling this would happen. On that hot June day, I turned to Loving Husband, and I told him that this would be the outcome.
On June 25, the entertainment world lost two shining stars. Farrah Fawcett lost her three-year battle with anal cancer at age 62 that day. Upon hearing the news, almost everyone mourned this loss, and NBC Dateline aired an hour-long program, called “Farrah Fawcett: The Life and Death of an Angel.” Whispered memories of her bright smile, her engaging nature, her sweet personality, and yes, that lovely hair, swirled for hours.
But, by 5:00 p.m., those whispers had stopped. Farrah’s death was shelved when more shocking news hit the air waves. Michael Jackson was rumored to have been rushed to the hospital, and word that he was dead was starting to trickle out. The King of Pop was, [...]
By The Travelling Belly Dancer, on March 7th, 2010
If a tree falls in the middle of the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Hell, yes, it does! At least, it does if you’re in the rainforest. And it not only makes a sound, but also causes a giant ripple of chaos. The earth shakes, other trees get felled in its path, animals and homes get crushed, power lines go down, and so forth.
In Costa Rica (where I live part time), if a tree falls in one town, it can mean a blackout for the next town over. Tree falling weather is such a big deal that people take out extra insurance in case a tree falls on their house.
Heavy rain is what causes the trees to fall, and right now, we’ve got some heavy rain on the Caribbean coast. [...]
By The Travelling Belly Dancer, on March 6th, 2010
Recently, Jesse Waters- one of the producers of the “The O’Reilly Factor”- attended a belly dance competition in LA. The purpose of his investigation was unclear in his interviews and commentary, but of all the conclusions he could have come up with, the point he decided to stress was that 9/11- and Osama Bin Laden in particular- is responsible for the rising popularity of belly dance in America. The clip- along with dozens of comments from outraged belly dancers- can be found on you tube, face book walls, and various websites.
The outrage felt by belly dancers at Waters’ and O’Reilly’s comments is understandable. I don’t know any dancers who took up belly dancing because 9/11 made them curious about Arabic culture. Usually, women take up belly dancing as a way to get in shape, to express themselves, [...]
Nikki Gray is twenty four years old, smoking hot, a successful model and now an aspiring actress. She is well on her way to achieving success in that arena as well. She will be famous, she will have fortune and she will attain what so many young people strive for and miss. Is it really worth grasping? Is the fifteen minutes worth the price? As we all know some people strive for fortune and fame and some people realize fortune and fame by attaining that which they strive for.
I was recently reading an article in the New York Times that focused on the prevalence of depression in society and what are the possible upsides. Are there upsides to depression? My guess is [...]
Laura Beth might be new but it doesn’t mean she is in need of support. Not that I would mind supporting her. I would happily lend a hand, damn, possibly even two. If she is really in need of support she should simply call me and I will see what I can do. She is helping bring back hope in California. We are the state known for hot women and smoking beaches. I am getting tired of Florida thinking they can rival the sunshine state known for cows and good cheese. Wait a minute, isn’t Wisconsin full of cows?
By cows, I do literally mean cows. I am not trying to imply anything. I still remember “Love Actually”. Now that English dude ended up in [...]
There are two things that come from Louisiana and Katherine appears to have them both. Just for the record, I am glad she got them since they look so damn nice. I am not even sure why else you would want to go down south, if you had Katherine traveling all around the country to visit you. I personally have never been to New Orleans and I have some family members that live there. I agree it is a travesty, but every time I begin the trip I drink so damn much in preparation I forget where I was going. Something about grain alcohol rots your inner core I believe.
So Katherine has done a few television shows, she [...]
Kyia Danielle might be gorgeous but she is driving me crazy. It reminds me of the comment Simon Cowell makes on American Idol all of the time. What kind of artist are you trying to be? I guess if you are fantastic at all of them maybe it doesn’t matter. Kyia or is it Kaya, she has it listed as both, has as many pictures as a brunette as she does a blonde. I personally think she is doing well going down both avenues, but if I had a preference, I would say stick with the blonde hairdo and leave the brunette to the olive skinned beauties. I am just saying.
I have actually been told that my teenage daughter can cuss me out and there is nothing I can do about. I am supposed to just stand there and smile while she vents. Hoping I guess that she gains control at some point before she starts throwing things in my direction. Damn, if only I would have known it all started from the house being too clean and those aerosol spray cans. Maybe I would have let a little more dust circulate, and spent more time watching TV. Maybe there are some positive aspects of being a couch potato.
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