How to Successfully Kidnap Strangers
1. Do not respond to bad reviews.
2. If you must respond to bad reviews, please do not kidnap the reviewer.
3. If you must kidnap the reviewer, do not kidnap him in a public area.
4. If there are witnesses, do not also kidnap them.
5. If you also kidnap the witnesses, consider quitting crystal meth.
6. If you find yourself surrounded by hostages, purchase extra duct tape.
7. Do not let the hostages take their own hostages.
8. Invest in better coffee.
9. Don’t forget: dildo crucifixes have more than one use.
10. And, most importantly: do not engage the severed heads in conversation.
The paperback version of this book includes a free electronic copy. You will be provided with the download link once you have completed the purchase process.
Shipping, handling and all applicable sales taxes are included in the overall price listed. Shipping charges are for the domestic United States only. For all other shipping costs please contact [email protected].
Author: Max Booth III
Publication Date: July 20, 2015
Paperback: $12.99 plus $3.00 shipping, handling and sales tax. Total Price $15.99
Print Length: 168 Pages
Publisher: JournalStone – Bizarro Pulp Press