I had no idea who Rhian Marie Sugden was until yesterday. I saw her on uncoachable.com. Granted all they have are pictures and not much else so I did some poking around. By poking I mean sleuthing for all of you sick minded perverts out there. What I found was very interesting, and might surprise some of you. It was intriguing, yet elusive in its intent. What was being said? What was the underlying tone of the message? I am not one to question why facts are facts. I am just here to report the things I find and if I can’t find anything then make shit up.
Rhian Marie Sugden has a Wikipedia page and on that page it says her reason for becoming a model was greatly influenced by her friends. “Her friends felt that Rhian, who was naturally a size six but had naturally big breasts, had the figure for glamour modeling.” I wonder if my friends think I should be a model. If they do would it be because they feel I am naturally large in some areas. If they do believe that I am naturally large in some areas, what the hell. My first question would be what kind of friends do I have? Why are they even looking at me so closely? What exactly is a size six?
I truly don’t get women sizes. Who came up with the zero crap? How can anyone even be a zero? Doesn’t zero by definition mean something? If you are something how can you be a zero? I know a few zeros and have had the pleasure of viewing a few more on TV. Bikini Boy would be a zero in my book. What kind of male idiot goes on national television and sings in a bikini. I don’t get it. Everyone is out for their fifteen minutes of fame but don’t we have a line. Will some people do anything just to be on TV?
The dude doesn’t even get a big payday. Not even the promise of a big payday. He just gets to be on TV looking like an idiot. Wouldn’t it be better not being famous them being famous for looking like a complete moron. Hmmmm, Moron. I wonder if that was a Freudian slip of some kind. Am I trying to reference my last name? Maybe I have come full circle and the idiot I am so concerned about is none other than me. What in the hell am I going to do now. I am so confused. What does Freudian slip even mean?
Sometimes I feel like a nut and sometimes it is nice to enjoy beautiful women. Rhian is damn gorgeous and if I had a choice I would vote her directly to Hollywood. No passing go, no stopping for a cup of coffee and for Christ’s sake definitely wearing a bikini.
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