“Jayden Brook is a Game Changer” is what reads on Uncrotched.com. Setting aside they somehow misspelled her name I would have to agree with them. Far be it from me to make fun of a website for misspellings. I get lambasted daily for typos, misspelled words, improper punctuation, no punctuation, etc. Not sure that I have misspelled the name of the person I was focusing a post on as of yet, but who knows. One can always aspire to reach for the stars even if the stars are misaligned.
At 5′0″ and 102 pounds Jayden does seem to pack a lot of punch into a small package. While I might not throw her out on the NFL football field, we could take turns beating each other with down feathered pillows. I normally reserve pillow fighting as a girl on girl activity but with Jayden we don’t want to be sexist. I am sure she could hold her own in a tug of war battle so why not give the girl a chance to play war. She most likely has more muscle in her tiny little frame than I do, even weighing almost twice as much. Fat old men are lovers not fighters.
So Uncrotched.com gets a thank you for letting us in on their little secret and then gets smacked a little for not even spelling her name correctly. I am guessing they can live with both. Jayden Brooke does need some work though so head over to her model profile by clicking on her name. If you want to book her scroll down and get the information and look her up. A girl that smoking hot should not have to beg for work. Begging should be reserved for the homely, I mean homeless people. Not that we shouldn’t help out. Have you made your pledge to the Haiti cause yet? If not that is just lame dude. Give a few bucks. It goes a long way.
If you have any thoughts of a romantic relationship with Jayden you should first ask yourself if you are married. Charles Phillips seemed to have forgotten this tiny little fact when his girlfriend put some billboards up across America declaring her love for him. First of all why in the hell would a woman decide that billboards stating nothing more than I love my dude and go see some pictures of us at this website would be a good idea. I don’t get it but then again I am not wealthy, good looking or famous so my mind works in the realm of simplicity on most occasions.
If you are married and have a girlfriend at some point you should really get divorced. Since I have been attempting to get divorced for two years now, I realize this firsthand. My attorney keeps telling me any day now but I really want to see the paperwork. I think my girlfriend does as well. Yes for all of you people out there who don’t know me, I got the girlfriend long after I had split up with my wife. Not the other way around.
Hey, when did this become about me. Jayden Brooke is smoking hot and she needs some work. Get off your ass and book her for something. She is our latest model profile and we don’t like our models begging on the street.
Sometimes I feel like a nut and sometimes I don’t mind accepting a helping hand, or giving a helping hand for that matter. Where is that damn feather pillow? For the last time, don’t hit me very hard. I bruise easily.
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