Bai Ling goes topless and braless to a party in Germany

You know how all of these blog sites keep giving you nipple shots. Here is so and so’s nipples through a sweater and here is a nipple through a t-shirt. God, how many times have a read some girl is ruining a see through moment by wearing a bra. Do we really have nothing better in life to do than sit back on the chance we might get to see the outline of some stars nipple under a shirt. Bai Ling agrees with me. She said to hell with a shirt all together and went out with nothing but a tiny little skirt on. I mean nothing. She had a scarf which she draped over her breasts but a scarf flails with the wind, then low and behold there is not only a nipple but a full on breast.

Again, those damn Europeans. Just when the US actresses are getting a little more risqué the Europeans one up us. Wait a minute. Bail Ling is not even European. She is Chinese. Damn, now even the Asians are making us look bad. I say the only way to save face is have every movie star that is a size four or under completely strip for the Oscars this year. I mean everything. It all comes off. I guess we can let them wear jewelry. A nice belly button ring would be acceptable and maybe a pearl necklace. Nothing like a beautiful woman wearing a pearl necklace. You have to love life once in a while.

If we don’t start taking a stand in the realm of no clothing required where will it stop? Asia already owns most of the US as it is. Europe is gaining ground on us economically. The only thing we have left is the pornography industry. Damn, we could even be behind in that as well since I don’t really watch porn here or in Europe. I can say that I see Asian porn advertised on TV all the time so maybe we are even failing in that as well. The US is really beginning to take a step back. Next thing you know we might even vote a black President in office. Wait a minute; I know what you are going to say. Obama is already in office. The only thing you didn’t know is he really isn’t black.

He is just tan. He forgot to use his lightening lotion which is the new craze. I still say in a few years all of us pale white folks with be tanning and all of the darker skinned population will be lightening. Pretty soon we will all be one happy clothe-less world and discrimination will be a thing of the past. Maybe if we are lucky we can all move to the Caribbean while we are at it. I love the clothing optional aspect but it is damn cold in Chicago during the winter months. There are certain things that shrink up in the cold and the last thing any man wants is to be exposed while the little guy is hibernating.

Sometimes I feel like a nut and sometimes it is nice to see a movie star say to hell with fashion, let’s just all go topless. For the few of you out there in the world who have not seen Bai Ling’s full on nipple you can jump over the to The Sun. They are allowed to show everything. We on the other hand operate with one hand tied behind our backs. I guess it is good I only need one hand.