Audrina Patridge is simply stunning in new photos.

We all have our infatuations.  Everyone does.  The other night I was out to dinner with somebody who reads our blog posts rather frequently and they mentioned how funny it was that I had an obsession with a certain star.  They were surprised to hear that she was not one of my favorites.  Yes I tend to write blog posts about her frequently but that is simply because she is in the news.  She is not somebody that blows me over when I see her.  Now Audrina Patridge is something else.  This girl is stunning beyond belief.  A totally natural (well almost) beauty whose looks and features mirror perfection as close as anyone I have seen.

The only thing that pisses me off just a little bit about her is what her status brings her.  She started her website around three months ago and she is already at the same ranking level as JournalSone.com.  Now she doesn’t write that often on her site, she doesn’t add content 3 to 6 times a day.  She doesn’t talk about anyone other than herself and or events that she is interested in.  It is her webpage devoted to her and it gets as many people visiting as we do.  Now what is up with that?  We work our butt off here for 8 months and she casually drops her name and does just as well.

Granted if I had her body and her looks it would make things easier but damn………  I guess life is what it is.  When I did the comparison on a whim it did get me to thinking.  I wonder what would happen if she and we combined our sites and partnered up.  We would double our traffic overnight, we could do the work for her, she would feed us information and we could do the rest.  It sounds like a match made in heaven.  Does anyone out there know her number?  I would love to run the idea by her and see what she thinks.  Maybe we could even do it over dinner and drinks.  Just don’t tell my girlfriend.  Keep in mind the last time I said not to tell her she read the blog and whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa, she was…. well nothing really.

If it is one thing I am blessed with it is somebody who is patient and knows me well enough.  I am not pulling a Kobe as Tiger did.  Once you have the best at home next to you every night, what is the point?  Still Audrina is damn smoking hot.  I wonder if there is a compromise in there someplace.  So everyone do me a favor.  Head over to Audrina’s website and take a look.  Tell me what you think and then send her a note suggesting that we should hook up and combine sites.  It just makes good business sense.  At least for us.

The one thing I won’t do is watch her show.  I have to draw the line somewhere.

Sometimes I feel like a nut and sometimes I am so tired it is difficult keeping a train of thought.  Damn, why can’t we nap in the afternoon?  Who made up that stupid rule?

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