I was perusing the internet and came across these Amy Lu pictures and video on Zoo.com . It got me to thinking about women in the shower. It seems that every man dreams of women being wet in the shower or on the beach or in a swimming pool etc. The idea of liquid streaming down the front of a women’s body is depicted in pictures on a daily basis. How many photo shoots are done with women washing a car? My guess is 90% of the women in those pictures have never actually washed a car in their lives, not that this matters but just making a point.
What is it with water and women? How many men have ever been in the shower with a woman? Is it really all that comfortable? Am I sure that my age is showing by asking if it makes sense in the first place, but still. I have been in the shower with a woman before for the record. It is nice in general for the intimacy but not for the all out sexual factor. Give me a good bed any day over the hard porcelain coating of a bathtub.
It makes me wonder about water in general. I mean who wants a hose hooked up over your down comforter and pillow top mattress? Most people don’t even like it when a glass is spilled in bed. Everyone’s first reaction would be to jump up and clean the spill, attempting to dry the mattress as quickly as possible. I absolutely can’t imagine heading out the backyard when my girlfriend got home and dousing her with the hose. What would my neighbors think?
Being a man, I understand the concept of water. I realize what the combination of a white t-shirt and a pitcher of the cold liquid running down the front side of a woman produce. I even am intelligent enough to know the end results that adding ice to the mix will protrude, but if you are already in the relationship is water really a relevant additive? Again, I like the idea of sharing a shower with your significant other for intimacy. Anything we can do as couples to openly share ourselves is a positive. Love is hard enough in life. Holding back on anything with your partner only makes it that much more difficult.
So while I agree that Amy Lu looks smoking hot and those women in general are enticing soaked to the bone with soapy suds lathered up everywhere possible, I reserve the right to retire to the comfort of my bed. Bad back, creaking knees and lack of exercise added with ceramic tile don’t quite end up at the right conclusion for me. Enjoy the pictures dudes but don’t lose track of reality. Intimacy and lust do not always mix as easily as oil and vinegar.
Sometimes I feel like a nut and sometimes, hey I hear the showering running. To hell with my stupid theory it is making me hot. See you dudes later.
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