Suffering Erectile Dysfunction? It could be from plastic............

Say what you want about China but you have to love them don’t you.  They really get the shit jobs.  I guess with unemployment jumping to levels not seen in almost 30 years they should be thankful they at least have a job, or should they.  There is a recent study that has just come out linking BPA or bisphenol-A to sexual dysfunction on men.  Damn, now there will actually be an excuse when you slip between the sheets and things are looking a little down.  I mean the story of being tired from a long day of work can only go on for so long.  It seems to work fine on most nights when you are looking at porn on the internet you sick demented dude.

The first questions might be where in the hell do you find BPA so you can stay away from it.  HaHa, good luck buddy.  It is everywhere.  From the lining in the metal cans that we have stacked in our shelves to the plastic Tupperware your loving wife packs you lunch in.  We have always heard not to heat your lunch in the plastic containers but here is yet another reason that it might be harmful.  Unless you have been married fifteen years and you just don’t care anymore you might want to heat the left over pasta on a paper plate.  Just be careful it isn’t one of those paper plates lined with a thin layer of coating.  Who in the hell knows what is in that as well.

The good news is that to date the limpness issue has only been linked to high exposures of the chemical.  The bad news is that it might not matter.  Nobody really knows for sure.  The only thing that can be said is that those damn Chinese workers are going to have a hard time finding a date.  That might be the only hard thing they have an issue with for several years which makes matters even worse.  I always knew I had a problem with going to work but this puts an entirely different spin on a hard day at the office.

With the overpopulation in the world today and with there being over a billion Chinese people proliferating the planet maybe a little rest on the sexual reproduction might not be a bad thing.  I wonder if we could start lining the cages of those little damn bunnies with plastic liners and see if that would slow them down.  There has to be a way to keep the world population under control.  Knowing the Chinese government this might have been a planned bureaucratic experiment.  Maybe they will start pumping BPA into the factory air and see if that can control the breading issue.

I have posted several pictures with this article of beautifully gorgeous Asian women to do my part in helping raise the bar for all of you poor dudes out there with issues.  Interestingly I have done so with a slight twist.  All of these beautiful Asian women that are gaining your interest so keenly are dudes.  Damn, if that doesn’t scare the shit right out of you nothing will.

Sometimes I feel like a nut and sometimes I am frightened by just how smoking hot a dude can look dressed up like a woman.  I wonder if these guys are wearing plastic panties to help keep things under wraps.

If you want to read the full article jump over to ABC.com.  If you want to see more pictures of dudes dressed as women you will have to find the site on your own.  Not that there is anything wrong with that.  Everyone has a right to swing his own way.  I guess we should just all be glad we can swing at all.

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