I have conflicting emotions. They are at war inside my head like good battling evil and unlike the movies where the good guy always wins; I am not so sure that this will finish well. I am sick and tired of hearing about the Twilight saga. Every day, the same news over and over again. It sickens me that the headlines of major websites still focus on how big the latest abs are or who might have been kissing who. It is just a movie people. Get on with your lives. Then there is Ashley Greene.
Without Twilight maybe I would not have heard of Ashley Greene and then my life might have been incomplete. I mean we all enjoyed Ashley in her home made videos. Who doesn’t like watching home movies? Now she is on the cover of December Maxim.com Magazine and she looks smoking hot. It almost makes me want to cry. Not that I cry mind you. I am a man and men do not cry. It just isn’t the way of the testosterone laden dude rules.
I remember dating this girl when I was in college who cried ever time we had a connection. You know what I mean by connection right? I mean you can’t be so stupid that I have to spell every single thing out in life or you have no right reading this post. The writing we do here is meant for the elite intelligent selection of the upper echelon. Not the stupid hicks that can’t spell potato.
This girl used to flat out bawl every time we were finished and it freaked me out. The thing was she was a former Miss Teen IL. She was so damn hot that it hurt to look at her. In the end she taught me a valuable lesson in life. A lesson that all men should learn at some point before they die.
It doesn’t matter how hot a woman is if she is so damn freaky that you can’t have a simple little 10 minute break without wondering what emotional meltdown she might have. I guess it does matter what level of intelligence a woman has. Just to make sure that we are on the same page. The level can be pretty low if she is smoking hot. We just can’t handle the bawling.
The interesting thing is Maxim.com just posted pictures of Beatrice Rosen as well. I can’t quite decide which set is hotter so I will post a few of both. You will have to venture over to the site to see the rest.
Sometimes I feel like a nut and sometimes I cry like a school girl getting spanked when I am feeling emotionally drained.
Damn straight.
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