No Strings Attached

No Strings Attached

I’ve been waiting four days for this guy to call me. Now, I know what you’re thinking- that’s such a typical girl thing, right? Wrong. Because the guy is supposed to be a sex buddy, not a romantic prospect. And I’m supposed to be the kind of girl that every guy dreams of: hot, smart, funny, no drama, and only looking for no strings attached sex. LOTS of nsa sex.

 
Ah, but here’s the catch: I’m in an open-relationship. You’d think guys wouldn’t care about that. You think it would be an extra bonus because it means I’m not going to pressure them to commit. But it turns out that guys aren’t quite as emotionless as Hollywood movies make them out to be.

 
So, this guy (we’ll call him ‘D’) is someone I had amazing, toe curling, multiple orgasm sex with about 4 months ago. Then I left on a trip. Sporadic emailing led me to think that he wasn’t interested.

 
But I hear from him a few days after my return to San Francisco. He comes over, we hang out, he starts making out with me. Unfortunately,  it was Halloween and we were both going to be late for separate parties, so we didn’t get much further than second base. Before he left he insisted he was interested and that he couldn’t wait to see me again. I think his words were (as he was grabbing my ass), “Lets get together soon. Call me. I can‘t wait!”

 
Well, we obviously have different ideas of what “soon” means, and it’s apparent that D most certainly can “wait”. I want sex every day. Aren’t there any hot guys who want the same??? My boyfriend is out of town for the next two weeks and you’d think that I could find a hot prospect. Instead, here I am, waiting for D to call. If I had known he was going to take this long, I would have gone out and found someone else!

 
Here’s what’s really frustrating me- I’ve called him. Three times. No response. So, when I say I’m interested in someone, I follow through. I don’t make them wait to hear from me, and I don’t not return their calls. Because if I am interested and I accidentally blow them off, they might tell me to take a hike instead of taking me back to their bedroom.

 
D borrowed my glue gun for his Halloween costume. So, my last call was about two things “Let’s hang out tomorrow night, and can I please have my glue gun back?”. I get… a text! And you know what it says? “I’m really busy, so I can’t hang out, but I can definitely make time to get your glue gun to you.”

 
He can make time to return a glue gun, but he can’t make time to please me?!!! What the hell is wrong with this guy? I mean, talk about misplaced priorities!

And then I get another text. He’s at the library. He’s not even a student! Hmm, go to a hot girl’s house and have great sex or go to the library? Which would you choose?

 
This story does not end well. It turns out that D changed his mind about having nsa sex. He wants to only sleep with a girl if it might turn into a relationship. Um, I feel like a role reversal has happened here. Aren’t girls supposed to be the emotional ones and guys the ones who just want to get laid? I’m beginning to think I’ve been mislead, and it makes me wonder, what does a girl have to do around here to get laid?

So, here I am, waiting for  Mr. no-strings-attached.

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