Harley Davidson has brought the Harley mainstream. Remember when everyone was scared of anyone riding a Harley Davidson. The image of Hell’s Angels comes to mind the second the motorcycle brand is mentioned. Big guys with large bellies who can kick the shit out of anyone who glances their way. Sleeve tattoos are a must if you straddle the leather seat of a Harley. Then the 90’s came and with the dot.com boom and bust the bubble burst on the exclusivity and now you have main stream yuppies thinking they can ride a Harley.
Well, I guess in the free world we can all do what we want as long as we don’t break a nail in the process. I would love to see a guy ride hog out 100 miles down the highway, pull into a nail salon and get a pedicure. Now that would be a video. I guess guys actually do get their nails done. I was in the salon the other day picking up my girlfriend and the lady said she does them all the time. What in the hell happened to men are hunters and all of that crap. Do hunters get their nails done? I don’t think so.
So in the spirit of equality Harley has done one better and hired the likes of Maris Miller to do an ad photo shoot for them and it is smoking hot. I guess that is redundant. Everything Marisa Miller does is smoking hot. She just can’t help it. So with the likes of her fine backside touching the black leather seat cushion everyone will want to jump on a Harley. I admittedly am not that into motorcycles but after watching this video I might have to go out and buy one just to keep the memory of her fresh in my mind. Hmmmm, I can only hope as I am tooling down the highway I don’t let my fantasies wander too far and forget what I am doing.
Yesterday I actual saw a dude riding his two wheel semi-truck down the road and he had a full blown American flag on the back end. His bike looked more like an RV than a motorcycle with all of the paraphernalia strapped on but I guess that is the way they come today. I wonder if you can get one with a DVD player or better yet a Blue Ray with surround sound. Now that would be cool to try going 100 miles down the road while watching the Matrix or Underworld.
So kudos to Harley. Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water they bite you on the ass with Marisa Miller. I guess if you are going to get bit on the ass it might as well be by her. That is a fine set of pearly white chompers she is touting.
Sometimes I feel like a nut and sometimes I have the desire to be an oil spot in the middle of the highway somewhere.
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