Where the Wild Things Are, Meet Jen Baby.

What is wrong with wallowing in anonymity?  Is it so bad to go to work, eat dinner, walk your dog, eat dessert and go to bed?  At some point you wake up and find that 40 years has passed by, your kids are grown and you are about to die of some form of cancer or old age or depression.  Is that so bad.  I mean how many of us even make it to old age?  Shouldn’t we be happy to go through life and live the full scope of what is normal?  What if we were one of the people who died at an early age?  Died before we had lived the years of monotony to its fullest.

Alternatives?  Damn, isn’t life about working your ass off in the hopes of finding your break?  Does it seem like some people just fall into things.  They are the ones who win the lottery, always pick the correct line in the toll booth, just happen to always get the winning bid on the only thing at the school auction worth buying.  Some people just have all the luck.  Doesn’t it suck?  Well, sometimes you just have to be in the right place at the right time.  Granted you should still always do your best.  Work hard, live life and push yourself into as many opportunities as possible but, still…………  It is always better to just have blind dumb luck.

It appears that Jen Baby is one of the lucky ones.  Her picture was posted on TheChive.com last week and everyone went nuts asking who she was.  Who is this smoking hot girl sitting in her bed wearing underwear and a “Where are the Wild Things” t-shirt.  How excited can an anonymous girl make the throngs of teenagers who obsessively peruse the internet looking for free nude photos?  Is she hot enough to drive the men that crazy?  Now that she has made her mark what happens next?  Will she suddenly vault to fame, get her own reality show, be the next Heidi Montag of the talentless yet still Hollywood crowd?

I have a simple question.  Can I take a picture of myself in my underwear and post it on the internet driving tons of women wild?  If I do so can I also jump into a big paycheck, quitting my job and make my own reality show.  How about a reality TV series from the perspective of a serial killer?  Has their ever been a documentary about serial killers as the killer was in the process of killing?  What if I just showed off my body or can I possibly win the lottery?  What in the hell is wrong with the world if I can’t win the lottery?  Damn, just one time already.

I can say one thing; whoever took some of the photos did a damn good job.  There is some nice photography here.  Impressive.

Jen is not bad either.  Not great in my book but she is a decent looking woman.

Sometimes I feel like a nut and sometimes I want to win a prize.  I want my $2 once and for all damn it.  Hello, who’s your daddy?

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