Battlestar Galactica sultry stars show skin and Megan Fox dons Emporio Armani Underwear

Damn, I remember when I was a kid and I would draw those BattleStar Galactica ships on slips of paper during school. I would doodle for hours and hours. Might be the reason I am now writing blogs instead of running a company. I don’t think there is much pay in writing blogs but there is probably way too much work in running a company. It doesn’t seem like you have to run companies successfully though. The banking industry is giving record bonuses this year. The highest bonus payout in the history of the Goldman Sachs and most of the damn banks are owned by you and me. The government is giving the financial sector our money to pay employee bonuses. Now isn’t that the biggest piece of crap I have ever heard of. I sure would love to work at Goldman Sachs.

I will try and console myself in the arms of Tricia Helfer and Grace Park, the new Maxim.com cover girls and the stars of the geek world. Shit, it certainly seems nice to be a geek today. You get the hot women and the big bonus. I guess it must be some kind of overcompensation for being a little small in other areas. I wish I could travel back in time and drop in one of these two women as the pilot of my doodled spaceship drawing. Maybe if I could have studied a little harder I might be hanging out with Tricia instead of writing about her. Ah, as hot as she is, the extra times with the books just wouldn’t have been worth it. I enjoyed the party scene too much to ever want to go back to school.

I love that line in “Love Actually” where the drug addict rock star says “kids don’t do drugs, become a rock star and they give them to you for free”. That was a damn funny line.

On a side note our favorite hot celebrity has just knocked Victoria Beckham for a loop. It seems that Armani is choosing to go for a full figured well endowed woman versus the skin and bones look. They should have probably waited until after Halloween. Victoria fits in well with the skeleton crew. They could have used her for a ghoulish photo shoot and then moved on as we get into the holidays. It will be awesome seeing Megan Fox strutting around in more lingerie. It is like a match made in heaven with Megan as our angel of light. Except for the fact that she is a pain in the ass. She could be the spokesperson for why some women should just not open their mouths. No offense to women please.

So for all of you battling geeks out there run over to Maxim.com and take a gander at your sultry stars. You might want to reserve the straight to DVD two hour movie now though. It sounds like there will be a little more T&A in the rated R version versus the made for TV public viewing.

Can anyone say Hans Solo? Shit, that was another movie wasn’t it. Ok, Mr. Spock, I may not be the most active Sci Fi freak but I do know my light sabers from my stun guns. Light sabers are the phallic multi colored things that shoot a large beam of light out of a little silver shaft and the stun guns are those little things that fit in the palm of your hand and can’t even kill people.

Sometime I feel like a nut.