Country singer of sorts. Let’s see, what has Jessica Simpson every actually done? I mean besides Tony Romo. Give me something else. She has been in a couple of movies. Were any of them any good? She has sung a few songs. Were any of them any good? She has done a few celebrities. Were any of them any good? She has never lied to Congress or told the CIA too go out and kill people but shhhhhhhhhhhh, keep it a secret. Is it lying to just ask somebody to keep things a little quiet? I have to agree with Cheney in not telling Congress. That group seems to be a little on the loopy side anyway. Damn, maybe some of them were on the hit list.
Wait a minute. I forgot my blogs are supposed to be about something. Let’s try and figure out what I am trying to convey in this blog besides writing Natalie Portman’s name in the title just so I can show a couple of naked pictures of her. Jesus, are we all feeling a little feminine? Do I need a point if I post the pictures? Does anyone really even get this far in the blog anyway or do we all just look at the pictures. I for one never read anything I write. Why would I when Natalie Portman’s breasts are dangling just a few scant feet away. She has got to be the hottest actress going in today’s market. Possibly not as hot as Ryan Seacrest who just signed a three year 45M deal with his daddy.
Who’s your daddy? OMG, can I not say a man is attractive without all you homophobic asses having a heart attack. Just because I recognize a man’s attributes doesn’t mean I want to sample them. Normally I would insert a Catholic joke here but I am trying to lay low on the Catholics for a while. I have picked on them for long enough. Men can be found attractive without my being sexually aroused. Just ask Richard Hatch. He most likely finds several men attractive in his current home. Wait a minute he is gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that. Did everyone know that Dick is in jail? hahaha, get it. “Dicks” in jail. Men, Dick, Jail. OMG, am I the only one who understands what I am trying to say.
So, Dick will not be allowed to on tour with the Jacksons now that Michael has died because apparently Michael liked to dress as a girl and his dad didn’t like that. What a Minute. I am mixing up stories. Dick Hatch. OMG, I can’t say that name and not think of Dick and Hatch and the possibilities in one sentence. So Dick down the Hatch won’t be able to go to Samoa for the Survivor reunion. Doesn’t it suck that they won’t let him out of jail for a TV show. Don’t they know who he is. I mean that must really Suck for Dick Hatch being in jail. Three words that I never thought I could use in one sentence and it not be pornographic. Dick, Suck Hatch. Anyway, Oh yah. Not that there is anything wrong with that. I do love Seinfeld.
So I have managed to make it through an entire blog not insulting anyone? OK, well I might have insulted Dick but this blog is not specifically about Dick it is about Natalie Portman. I don’t think I can combine dick and Natalie Portman in one sentence but I am pretty sure I could do something with Jessica and Dick. Let me save that for another blog. I now want to concentrate on Vanessa Hudgins and her intent to be a stripper in “Sucker Punch”. Apparently she will be going nude. It is like we haven’t see her before but it also isn’t like we wouldn’t mind seeing her again. You go girl. Take it off. Take it all off.
OMG, the point. Natalie Portman will be doing Thor. Yes, you heard it here. Coming in 2011 to a theatre near you Natalie Portman will be doing Thor. Now what do you have to say about that Dick?
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Jessica Simpson looks great and in shape in the shorts and t-shirt. Not so stylish with the dresses she has been chosing. Other than that she is gorgeous woman.