Transformers Revenge of the Fallen

I normally do movie reviews in the Duncan Moron blog but felt this one was more appropriate over here. Yes I realize I am always a little late to the game on watching a flick but none the less here it is. Megan Fox is hot. I know everyone is touting the new Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen beauty Isabel Lucas and yes she is nothing to scoff at but Megan Fox is hot. I will continue to say that throughout the review so be warned now. The movie itself is basic, simplistic and attempts to be a comedy versus an action movie. Every single scene is filled with one liners and comedic stunts while things are blowing up everywhere you look.

The great thing about the first Transformers movie was its ability to let the action flow as the primary focus and the comedy took care of itself. This one was choppy in its attempt to make you laugh. I did laugh a couple of times but it was just too forced. In my opinion Megan Fox saved the movie because she oozes sexuality out of every inch of her body. In the final 30 minutes she and (who is that guy in the movie with her) Shia have to run two miles to get to Optimus Prime. It brings back memories of Bay Watch and when you could turn off the sound and just watch all the hot babes running. Run, run, run after those drowning victims.

You get so focused on watching Megan run that you lose track of what is happening in the rest of the scene. Megan Fox is hot. Isabel Lucas has a couple of good moments that is for sure. I can’t even imagine what she could do with that tongue in real life if she focused on something besides using it to kill people. That was one bad ass long tongue to say the least. I only wish the director would have had the forethought to have Megan and Isabel kiss. With that tongue it would have been an amazing scene. In the end Megan is just more sexual than Isabel in my opinion and you didn’t get to see Isabel run once. Megan ran a lot and all the time she is wearing a tank top.

Run Megan run. That should have been the name of the movie. Why couldn’t they have had Megan and Isabel both running together in the movie? Now that would have been a scene. Anyway, the movie was mildly entertaining and I am looking forward to seeing Megan in her new movie Jonah Hex. The outfits alone should be incredible. As much as I like Emma Watson she will have to shed her good girl image to rival the likes of Megan. Isabel is well on her way but let’s see what they both do when they have to carry more of the load so to say.

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