What was I thinking

I just realized I wrote an entire blog and I failed to mention that the Statue of Liberty has opened her crown. I want to apologize right now for the oversight. Any time a woman opens her crown after having it closed for so long should garner public recognition. A crown opening is something that should be commemorated, celebrated, jubilated with shouts from here to there and shining sea to sea and shit like that.

The only thing I ask is don’t have the Disney staff try and drive their train through the crown. OMG, I really do make myself laugh. Does anyone get these references or do I have to keep pointing them out. Apparently in a loss of senses the monorails crossed streams so to say and crashed their trains head on where one person even died. Didn’t they take note from the Fort Worth police? Crossing swords is not acceptable in bars in and around the Texas area. If you are going to cross swords do it in the safety and pleasurable atmosphere of a Wal-Mart supercenter. I love the word supercenter. Can we use the word crown and supercenter in the same sentence with crossing streams?

I can’t come up with anything so if you think of something let me know. Jesus people it is crown and supercenter. Doesn’t anyone get this?

Did I miss any relevant headlines in the last two blogs? I think I covered it all now. Oh wait, for everyone who didn’t know Michael Jackson has died. I swear it is true. As shocking as it is we will now be forced to watch a musical tribute from anyone who is striving to make a dollar from his death? Can’t we just get all of the Madonna’s of the world together and do one tribute. Is everyone rushing to cash in on Michael one last time because we care more about stuffing our own pockets than remembering the tortured start for what he was? A musical genius who unfortunately was troubled beyond what any will most likely ever truly know.

Yes and for one last blurb. Megan Fox and Isabel Lucas. See I told you I would mention them again.

hahaha shut the hell up. You know you love it.

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