Sex, Love and Death

Hey, that is not the saying I remember. Whatever happened to Sex, Love and Rock and Roll? Did the death of Michael Jackson stun the world into mixing up the word choice or is the disgusting turn of the Harry Potter series into the Sexual Potter series thwarting our sense of reality. Don’t get me wrong. As I have previously pointed out Emma Watson is looking hot at 19 but it just seems wrong to write the words Emma Watson and hot in the same sentence. It reminds me of when Alyssa Milano first grew up and flashed some racy scenes in one of her movies trying to shed her little girl image. Just give it time Emma; life will catch up to you soon enough.

While Emma apparently felt it was disgusting doing her in scene make-out session saying it made her feel incestual some love issues go one step further. Just ask Steve Mcnair who was apparently shot to death by his lover, Sahel Kazemi who then shot herself. Maybe he had enough Indian food and was ready to get Chinese takeout. I guess we will never know but damn wasn’t the guy only 36 or something. Seems so young and final to get shot for partaking of a little roti bread. Ah, I really am getting sadistic in my old age. At least you can read about it on the famous TMZ website. For a while there I thought it had turned into the Michael only website. Who would have thought the initials stood for Totally Michael Zoomology? I think they might be losing sight of reality.

If you want a little dose of reality go to Fort Worth Texas. Not only do the police go to bars looking for drunk people. At least you can’t say they are stupid. If you are looking for assholes that are drunk you are most likely going to find them in a bar. They picked a gay bar “Rainbow Lounge” and commenced to beating them up. I don’t get it. If you have an issue against gay people (not that there’s anything wrong with that) why go to a gay bar to begin with. Maybe the underlying problem here is that several of the Fort Worth police force are still in the closet and when the felt a stirring in the other regions they couldn’t come to grips with their feelings and lashed out in anger.

Get it. The police couldn’t come to GRIPS with their feelings. Maybe if they would have just used their hands for pleasure instead of anger the night would have been like a reunion of the Village People. Can’t we all just get along? Really, I am asking.

So what do Megan Fox and Isabel Lucas have to do with all of the above you might ask? Jesus Christ, nothing. I just love posting their pictures so I throw them into any article I can lately. Just shut the hell up and enjoy. If you want to whine about it all day then quit reading the damn blog. If you are having trouble quitting ask Sarah Palin how it works. She is stepping down from her post as Mayor of the Alaskan oil pipeline and moving on to national politics. Can we possibly assume that McCain was having sex with her and was forced to thrust her into the limelight? I hope he gets his just reward for inflicting our good nation with Palin.

Isn’t there a good allergy medicine we can take to rid ourselves of her once and for all? Hmmmm, wait a minute that is pollen. Well shit close enough.

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